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    Grin *finally gets round to posting incriminating stuff about tammy*

    "Computers can't print"

    "I heard a dog dammit!"

    "So he hit death...with a BIG STICK!"

    "My friend just sat through this thing poking me...it was a guy by the way"

    "so what if he's horny?"

    "it's a really hard to reach place"


    hehehenyahaha...Tammy is gonna kill me

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    Nicky... (you forgot: "I can't find my pants")

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    Tammy/Sakura Yume: "Ahhh. Well I remember being told... 'Don't look around in your pad for the egg girls' xD"

    !!

    Ah, the good ol' days of Sex Ed.

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    Ahem, in 45 minutes, these were the quotes that truly stood out during biology class. We are currently studying genetics...

    Bimbo: If a father has blue eyes and a mother has brown eyes, how come say, the son has brown eyes and the daughter has brown eyes.
    Me: omg... the teacher just covered that... 4 times.
    Teacher: What are you talking about?

    Bimbo: What does heterotype mean?
    Teacher: Ummm... you just made up a word...

    Bimbo: Does recessive mean dominant?
    Teacher: Ahhh... no... it's actually the opposite...

    Bimbo: Are you guys all just really brainy or something.
    Jewels: *giggles* maybe you're just dumb...

    ~Looking at a workbook example of punnet squares~
    Bimbo: It's disgusting that mice inbreed.

    Bimbo asks her friend: I just don't get this eh?

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    Originally posted by Sakura Yume
    Bimbo: Are you guys all just really brainy or something.
    Jewels: *giggles* maybe you're just dumb...
    Actually, I said "No, we're just not dumb.
    I keep running....I am running....
    I keep living for the day that I'm with you

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    DanieLoony: Holy crap.

    EDIT: and straight after I said that...
    DanieLoony: *goes to quotes out of context*
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    Brittikun: What makes you think I'm feminine? *flips hair and puts his hands on his hips*
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    DanieLoony: I know Chicky & Sita do it all the time *_*

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    kingd0rk: yeah, seth green is ahottie

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    Default Sugpo and I got bored. *nods*

    Funkmaster Spam: *muchly bored*
    DanieLoony: Ditto.
    Funkmaster Spam: Then let us create a fictional giagantic robot of doom that can rain death and destruction on all of mankind.
    DanieLoony: Sweet. I'll get the spatula.
    Funkmaster Spam: ... dork. xD
    DanieLoony: *nods*
    DanieLoony: Spatubot.
    Funkmaster Spam: Okay, you get he spatula, I'll get the t1000 nuclear fusion core, the M2 Browning, the seven-hundred and fifty thousand round ammo cache and gauss system.
    DanieLoony: Scraping pots around the universe.
    Funkmaster Spam: Spatubot of Doom, scraping pots and shooting stuff all around the universe.
    DanieLoony: Nah.
    DanieLoony: Any bot can shoot stuff. That's boring.
    Funkmaster Spam: Spatubot: *wakes up* What a wonderfu -- *sound of minigun firing*
    DanieLoony: What our bot needs to be is original, unexpected.
    DanieLoony: Like... an egg beater and a piece of wood.
    Funkmaster Spam: He can ride on a nuclear dishwasher.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    * angel removes dragonblade's genitals .. whatever they are
    Dragonblade> genitals?
    Dragonblade> what are those?


    Heh.

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    mikztsu2000 (07:59:38 AM): You can do botch.
    mikztsu2000 (07:59:40 AM): *both
    mikztsu2000 (07:59:48 AM): Nah, you just misunderstood.
    ceridwyn23 (07:59:48 AM): *giggles*
    mikztsu2000 (07:59:50 AM): No slowness.
    ceridwyn23 (08:00:03 AM): *giggles some more*
    ceridwyn23 (08:00:06 AM): Botch.
    ceridwyn23 (08:00:08 AM): *laughs*
    ceridwyn23 (08:00:18 AM): Dear God, that's stupid. *goes to write an entry*
    mikztsu2000 (08:00:20 AM): I meant botch
    mikztsu2000 (08:00:34 AM): I guess I've used to write bitch too much with you.*__*

    I don't know why, but that amused me so much. *is odd*

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    Incredibly random during chat *doesn't know this person*:

    necromancer> hi
    SakuraYume> Hi.
    necromancer> you seem cute
    SakuraYume> Er... thanks?
    necromancer> really
    necromancer> you seem really really cute}
    SakuraYume> That's.. nice...
    necromancer> id want to meet you
    necromancer> I LOVE YOU
    necromancer> BYE
    SakuraYume> Bye.

    *nods*

    *no idea*

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    Erm...Tammy...That was me...Just Kidding!

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