Quotes In and Out of Context!

[Pancaek]

TidaRalique: I messed up my left arm somehow...
TidaRalique: so if I get really hard I'll lose feeling in it for about 5 minutes.

[TidaRalique]

Originally posted by Skye-chan
TidaRalique: I messed up my left arm somehow...
TidaRalique: so if I get really hard I'll lose feeling in it for about 5 minutes.

*DIES*

[Sakura Yume]

Brandon... No.

InsertNick: Hey look, it's an IM!
Chickencha: *gasp*
Chickencha: Oh, ho.
Chickencha: hi*
Chickencha: >_<
InsertNick: xD
InsertNick: *quotes*

Nice work.

[Loony BoB]

rinoabella: Me and Evan are going to go to bed now

[Blate]

Damn short people, always popping up from nowhere
-Walker

Come on man, give me the mint soda so I can go puke
-Me

Okay, let's go play some loser ball.
-Sanford

I don't want you getting Jiggy with anything, I don't care how dope its ride is.
-Me to a friend

There's more, I just need to remember them.

[Hanbun Heikin]

I know you wanted the quotes to be short, but I think these are worth the read. These are from some of my random emails to Sailor Star Screamer:

Let's act so immature that they will surely not be able to resist fighting!!!! ......and if that doesn't work simmer the heart, gizzard and neck from chicken or turkey in seasoned water 1 to 2 hours or until tender and add the liver the last 5 to 15 minutes of cooking and then drain giblets; chop and add with the remaining ingredients.

Why are all cures found during a QUEST???? Why can't they just be located in your nearest local pharmacy???? And WHY is it always located beyond the River of Fire guarded by the dragons of Eternity on the Mountain of Despair? Can't these people get any more creative? It's always the same place! Honestly is that the local gathering place for weirdos with nothing better to do with their time then hide useless junk?!?!!?!?!?

..........Stop whining.........I'm getting a migrain. *suddenly all psycho happy* First step in my diabolical plan.....snorkel the animals. Lackey you snorkel the lions and crocidiles and bears *giggles* Oh my. And I will snorkel the bunny rabbits and penguins. All right we have to get this done before the moon's seventh rotation about the celestial star POP TART. *goes off innocently believing this plan for global domination would work*

[Pancaek]

In my blog:

My panties are edible... *munches*

-Musashius

It's probably not that funny, but for some reason that just made me laugh so hard.

[Sakura Yume]

AmuroRayRX93: I'm just horny...err scratch that.


Hito> Would you like me to give you a blow job to release the tension?
Hito> Shame Dingo isn't here.
Andaris> I'l give it to him.

[Mikztsu]

I know these might seem lame to most, but they amuse me. Few lanu convo's:


mikztsu2000: Oh, and add nait as your LJ buddy. He rawks.;P
mikztsu2000: You are as guilty as me, bitch.
mikztsu2000: He doesn't have many LJ buddies yet.
mikztsu2000: So do so.
ceridwyn23: Okay. *O___O*
ceridwyn23: And I'm not so guilty.
ceridwyn23: People are influenced by you.
mikztsu2000: And comment his entry so he knows.
ceridwyn23: Fine, I will.
mikztsu2000: Good girl.
ceridwyn23: *O___O*
ceridwyn23: Not cause you ordered me to do so.
mikztsu2000: *feeds*
mikztsu2000: Yes so.
ceridwyn23: Because you said he doesn't have many buddies.
ceridwyn23: In LJ list, anyways.
mikztsu2000: Oh, so you do it because of pity?
ceridwyn23: *shakes head*
mikztsu2000: I'm sure he loves that when I'll tell him.
ceridwyn23: Nope.
mikztsu2000: *laughs*
ceridwyn23: You just appealed to my nice side.
ceridwyn23: And perverted its ideals. >__<

(random one later): ceridwyn23: And you pervert everything you touch.

This is one from yesterday. I can't explain how it amused me, kinda like those LJ entry "offers" options she was offering to appease me. ;P

ceridwyn23: I haven't changed a thing since I messed with your layout.
ceridwyn23: If you could have seen them then, you should be able to still.
mikztsu2000: That's when it happened
mikztsu2000: There's something you haven't changed back...
mikztsu2000: On purpose.
mikztsu2000: And where's that promised entry?
ceridwyn23: I only woke up thirty minutes ago.
ceridwyn23: I'll make it later today.
mikztsu2000: Oh yeah, you didn't "guarantee" anything.>=\
ceridwyn23: I said today!
mikztsu2000: You promised now
ceridwyn23: And today there will be something there.
mikztsu2000: So start writing
mikztsu2000: Clear?
ceridwyn23: I was gonna write one tonight when I get back home.
ceridwyn23: Okay....
ceridwyn23: Or a short one plus test now?
ceridwyn23: Do you want a couple of really long things later?
mikztsu2000: *laughs*
mikztsu2000: xD
ceridwyn23: I guess I'll choose as I see fit, then. >=)

[Dew Drop]

.Loony BoB. Can't stop the happiness when you're feeling someone's love. Everyone should feel my love!
.Tiffiekins. *Feels Daniel's love*
.Tiffiekins. xD

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.JenosydesTouch. I walked down to the cafeteria and had a snake

[Sakura Yume]

Jewels/Me: Jeff should be Frank.

xD Now aren't ya all gonna wonder what we talk about.

[Calliope]

me: hey towns! towns towns towns!
towns: what? what what what?
me: you should go to mcdonalds, and buy a quarter pounder combo, and pay them with a quarter of a pound!

I ORDER ALL OF YOU TO TRY THIS!

[Etienne]

nithranel: andtherewasmuchrejoicingyaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!
ame_sama: Yay.
nithranel: y
nithranel: a
nithranel: y
nithranel: ...
ame_sama: ......y......
ame_sama: ......a.....
ame_sama: ......m......
nithranel: from hell
ame_sama: Yams from hell?
ame_sama: O_o
nithranel: Yes!
nithranel: of course
ame_sama: Yay! Yams from hell! XD


Yes, I realize this is pretty schtoopid. But I found it funny at the time.

[Sakura Yume]

Friend: Well, actually it's 50 minutes. Every subject is. Except for first hour which is 55 minutes.

Also...

InsertNick: I have glasses!
Del Snizz: Hooray?

InsertNick: I got my glasses!
Airanselcona: Hooray?

InsertNick: Hey! I got glasses today?
InsertNick: Bah *!
AmuroRayRX93: Hooray?

InsertNick: I got glasses today.
ChronoBrandon: Hooray?

Just a tad bit worried there... That and they could be a chatroom conspiracy..

[Pancaek]

O ANGLE!!11!

It just got normal from there. =\

EDIT: To understand a lot of it, look at this.