Quotes In and Out of Context!

[Sakura Yume]

My English teacher: I'm never right ah.. wrong.

[Calliope]

"Nicky, where do you go to get undressed?"

"Hey! Stop getting dressed dammit!"

[Altaizen]

squall_nl_2000: O_o
vasaiger: o_O
squall_nl_2000: o_o
vasaiger: O_O
squall_nl_2000: Ø_ø
vasaiger: ø_Ø
squall_nl_2000: -_-
vasaiger: ^_^
squall_nl_2000: V_V
vasaiger: v_v
squall_nl_2000: V_v
vasaiger: v_V
squall_nl_2000: +_-
vasaiger: -_+
squall_nl_2000: +_+
vasaiger: =_=
squall_nl_2000: =_-
vasaiger: -_=
squall_nl_2000: ÷_÷
vasaiger: x_x
squall_nl_2000: /_\
vasaiger: \_/
squall_nl_2000: ²_³
vasaiger: ³_²
squall_nl_2000: ¤_¤
vasaiger: ¥_¥
squall_nl_2000: ®_©
vasaiger: ©_®
squall_nl_2000: °_°
vasaiger: ±_±
squall_nl_2000: ¶_¶
vasaiger: ·_·
squall_nl_2000: ¢_¢
vasaiger: £_£
squall_nl_2000: $_$
vasaiger: §_§
squall_nl_2000: ¼_¾
vasaiger: ½_¼
squall_nl_2000: »_«
vasaiger: ×_Ø
squall_nl_2000: »_»
vasaiger: «_¯
squall_nl_2000: €_€
vasaiger: ¦_¦
squall_nl_2000: |_|
vasaiger: ª_ß
squall_nl_2000: µ_µ
vasaiger: ©_Þ
squall_nl_2000: *¦Ò_Ó¦*
vasaiger: }»¤_¤«{
squall_nl_2000: {([@:_:Ø])}
vasaiger: ×>÷Ò_Ó÷<×
squall_nl_2000: «¦÷¦-¦÷¦
squall_nl_2000: Aww...
squall_nl_2000: ;_;
squall_nl_2000: Pressed enter accidently. XD
vasaiger: *wins*

At that point I left for school. =P

[Yu Law]

Cloud says:
ops
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
haha no
Cloud says:
looll111
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
you r so stopid ahah
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
o_o
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
ahaha wats o_o war is it
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
noones talkign wtf?!13
Cloud says:
y do u haev @ side ur nam??????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
ye i wnat a @
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
hoiw come i hav nothign??????
Cloud says:
u sux fukers ur all lmae!!!!1
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
XD
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
u r all gay fuk u
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
why did u kikc me i dint do netghiong worng
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
o_O!
Cloud says:
do u got msn???????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
msn suxorz sahahah icq isso kew
Cloud says:
waht???????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
my icq number is 232 hahaahha
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
having a low nubmer is so so kew
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
shhzaha r u gone now???????????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
?????????????????????????helolool u rhtere?????
Cloud says:
u got ff7??????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
i sold it for ff8
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
hhehee
Cloud says:
ff8 hahaha
Cloud says:
taht is ghay
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
stfu u noob ff8 is kew!!!!!!!!!11
Cloud says:
??????????????????????????????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
i dotn know either
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
ahaha
Cloud says:
:- )
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
kew how did you does taht???????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
;_O
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
wtf it doent ework
Cloud says:
u pres teh keys on ur keybored
Cloud says:
do u got aim????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
i thikn my keys r broekn
Cloud says:
tehy must b
Cloud says:
asl????????????????????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
;^+
Cloud says:
15/m/UK
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
SEE WTF IT NOT WORKIGN3!! WTTTTFFFFFF
Cloud says:
my numr is 07752516754
Cloud says:
u hot chick????????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
no i am guy
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
wqhy u ask
Cloud says:
i`m single
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
u wanna cyber????????hhahaha
Cloud says:
ok

Noobie niftyness. Woot.

[Nait]

< Nait> What can you do to your unexplora... Unaccount... Unmeasurable sexiness, Tittie?
< Tiffiekins> pfft :P
< Tiffiekins> I r not sexy
< Tiffiekins> I r Tiffie *pose*
< Tiffiekins> which is just Tiffie and not sexy
< Nait> U r so sexy.
< Tiffiekins> unless Tiffie=sexy
< Zell> XD
< Nait> Tiffie = Sexy ^ 2.
< Tiffiekins> then that means Tiffie also=cheese
< Tiffiekins> xD
< Tiffiekins> Cheese is sexy
* Tiffiekins hugs a cheese
< Nait> Nope, because sexy ^ 2 >< sexy.
< Tiffiekins> yes?
< Nait> Sexy ^2 = Sexy * sexy.
< Tiffiekins> O.o;;
< Tiffiekins> *_*
< Zell> XD
< Nait> Tiffie = cheese ^2 = chesse * cheese!
< Nait> If cheese = sexay, cheese * cheese = sexy * cheese = tiffie!
< Nait> Tiffie = SexyCheese!
< Tiffiekins> *cries* Too confusing

[Calliope]

Me: hey ashely! you forgot your jumper!
ashely: hey thanks!
Me: no problem. you're so forgetful you'll probably forget your glasses next!
ashely: yeah! wait...MY GLASSES! *runs*

xD

[Nait]

naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Cookies art evil, through th' death of their parent doeth they live oon.
ceridwyn23: Nay!
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Nay?
ceridwyn23: Cookies are powerful and godly.
ceridwyn23: Nay. *nods*
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Oh, thou poor misinformed child...
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: They have thee in their grasp.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: *weeps for thee*
ceridwyn23: *shakes head*
ceridwyn23: It is thou who is misinformed.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Art thou saying that the Gods themselves lie!?
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Nay! Thruth comes from the mouth of infants the immortal!
ceridwyn23: Aye!
ceridwyn23: Thou is not amongst the Gods!
ceridwyn23: So presumptutious of thee....
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Aye, that doeth be a fact...
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: But I doeth know many of their number.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: And they hath spoken to me.
ceridwyn23: And they hath spoken to self also.
ceridwyn23: And, ye, let their word be spoken.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Dependeth the thruth on which God hath spoken?
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: How can we know thruth from unthruth, lies from deceit and Gods from Gods?
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Oh, what a millenia doeth we live in!
ceridwyn23: Indeed. Yet, it is possible to knoweth the thruth of the Gods, if only you believe in the thruthfulness of the God.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Hear, hear!
ceridwyn23: Aye. *nods*
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: *_*
ceridwyn23: Thou must trust in thine own particular God...
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: *quotes*
ceridwyn23: *giggles*
ceridwyn23: *__*

[Calliope]

InsertNick: Why the hell does hotmail take so long to attack something?
Kenickyotto: hahaha!
Kenickyotto: *quotes*
InsertNick: ...oops.

[Mindflare]

< Chickencha > Besides, my first child is going to be a girl. TheSpark.com said so.
*** xofrevlis (xofrevlis@FFChat-17474.porcupine.dialup.pol.co.uk) Quit (Ping timeout)
< Mindflare > With a name like dfslkhfdlal8i4379qwlywqykd7, he won't be able to spell his name until he's 15. :/
< Linus > TheSpark.com said I was going to give birth to a soda can. TheSpark.com KNOWS NOTHING!
* Linus gives birth to a soda can.

[Lightning_Demon]

Jen: Well long as you're done before 12.
Me: Oh don't worry, I'll get done faster than you think!
Jen: Wow.... That's bad.
Me: Huh?
Me: SWEET MONKEY JESUS!
Me: My god, that's horrible!
Jen: Well at least you're efficient,

[Nait]

I assure you, ladies and gentlemen, this is from one and only one chat with her.


liltiffiekins: That sounds like you're trying to sell an insurance policy! XD

liltiffiekins: sorry, tis just that love poems crack me up

liltiffiekins: I don't go very fast usually

liltiffiekins: *has never seen it*

liltiffiekins: The ending is a but odd, imo

liltiffiekins: *cuddles*

liltiffiekins: it's like...pitch black dark!

liltiffiekins: I'm sweet, aye? :P

liltiffiekins: yes, sir

liltiffiekins: *smacker*

liltiffiekins: this is fun!

liltiffiekins: *bites you*

liltiffiekins: my biting?

:rolleyes2 :joey: xD

[Lightning_Demon]

Good Grief.

J a t a l u: yes yes i did, did you notice yoda is 878, not 900?
J a t a l u: You can tell
Gurei Kumo: hehe, yes you can tell he's ever so slightly younger i suppose
J a t a l u: I was kidding, you Yes man!
Gurei Kumo: no seriously
J a t a l u: i know
Gurei Kumo: if you back to the old movies
J a t a l u: i was double kidding
J a t a l u: yes he looks quite younger
Gurei Kumo: and look at that smelly puppet.
J a t a l u: lol
Gurei Kumo: more hands have been up that yoda's ass than most hookers...
J a t a l u: Comments like that make baby jesus cry.

[Sakura Yume]

Dingo_Jellybean> Show me Anus!

Male Friend: I would hate to be a girl called Nadine and live in Australia, cos your friends would shorten your name down to Nads.

Someone (I forget who): So the boy and the girl were brothers.

[Yu Law]

[13:52] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] I LOVE YOU TOO
[13:52] [iLLogicoL] Luvoo Boko
[13:52] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] iLLo: <3?
[13:52] [iLLogicoL] <3
[13:52] [iLLogicoL] xD
[13:53] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] Boko + iLLo = <3 !?!?
[13:53] [iLLogicoL] :O
[13:53] [iLLogicoL] O:!!
[13:53] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] :O OL
[13:53] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] O:
[13:53] [iLLogicoL] XD
[13:53] [iLLogicoL] *impregnates Boko*
[13:53] [iLLogicoL] *flees to another country*
[13:53] [iLLogicoL] :O
[13:53] * Boko|Turban-Stuff has iLLo's child
[13:53] [Boko|Turban-Stuff> :{
[13:53] [iLLogicoL] ^_^;
[13:53] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] < 3
[13:54] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] broken heart
[13:54] [iLLogicoL] XD
[13:54] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] >_<
[13:54] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] btw, iLLo
[13:54] [iLLogicoL> Indeed?
[13:54] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] I'm not a girl, therefore, you could not impregnate me
[13:55] [iLLogicoL] Pfft!
[13:55] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] :P
[13:55] [iLLogicoL] This is chat, anything goes.
[13:55] [iLLogicoL] You're inter-sexed.
[13:55] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] spose
[13:55] [iLLogicoL] :O
[13:55] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] :O OL
[13:55] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] O:
[13:55] [iLLogicoL] !

[Sakura Yume]

Rodarian> I wanna be your underwear
Aexoden> This is when you kick Rod in the shin. *blackat kicks Rod in the shin
---Rodarian is now know as Kattys_Undies