The joys of using %n in an AIM away message:

CLniKLy DeD: "Can't talk. I'm busy having hot, steamy monkey sex with CLniKLy DeD."

Auto response from CitizenBleys: Can't talk. I'm busy having hot, steamy monkey sex with CLniKLy DeD. I should be back about fifteen seconds from 10:47:15 AM.

CLniKLy DeD: Gee, I wish someone would've told me about this.
Nait of Dnalnif: I am sorry, Mr. Maynard, but I do have to kill you now.

Auto response from CitizenBleys: Can't talk. I'm busy having hot, steamy monkey sex with Nait of Dnalnif. I should be back about fifteen seconds from 11:14:34 AM.

Nait of Dnalnif: Blam. >=P