Quotes In and Out of Context!
Well, here's the new thread for all your quote needs!
Post quotes from everyday life, #eoff, the forums, private IMs...
However, try to keep them fairly short. Nobody really likes reading through piles and piles of chatlog. Seriously.
·Cactus· Kittens are aceous
* Rydia_of_Mist misread that as "Kittens are gaseous".
·Eden· yep
·Cactus· That too.
·Cactus· :P
tvrfan007 (9:21:27am) : *murders cached pages*
tvrfan007 (9:21:38am) : Nifty
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
·Wyllius· *Thwacks Nyke with a Quaker*
* Nyke gasps as the Quaker begins preaching to her oO
·Wyllius· I KEEL YOU !
* Wyllius grabs a mexican impliment of destruction
•Rydia_of_Mist• I KEEL YOU FIRST!
* Rydia_of_Mist grabs...a cod.
·Nyke· Wyllius, I shall never forgive you. *is dragged to a camp meeting*
·Wyllius· Oh sorry Nyke, a typo
·Wyllius· I meant Quasar
·Nyke· I dare someone to quote that. xD
·Wyllius· I keep getting Quasars and Quakers mixed up
proto3k: So, you want to go somewhere? I can go places illegaly.
sillybilliegurlie: Ooo! Can we go to a bar and get drunk?
proto3k: Ok. -.^ Then we can do stuffs later. *laughs*
sillybilliegurlie: Stuffs?
sillybilliegurlie: Oooo! Are ya thinking the "twisted" way?
proto3k: Yeah. Sure. -.^
sillybilliegurlie: Oh cool.
sillybilliegurlie: Let's do stuffs after getting drunk.
proto3k: >=D Excellent
sillybilliegurlie: Hee hee.
< Proto> Let's sacrifice the virgin!
< virgin> lol
*** virgin is now known as Selphie_
< God_of_Death_and_Cake> KILL !!
* Cactus creates a bonfre
< Angela> w00t! Sacrifice!
* Angela gets a dagger
< Cactus> bonfire
< God_of_Death_and_Cake> I enjoy a good Death does me
< Selphie_> NOOOO!*runs*
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
spoonaucity: You think we'd close this thing after it's been like this for so long.
Del_Snizz: Yeah, but...meh.
spoonaucity: Yeah.
Del_Snizz: See, to close it, I'd have to move the mouse and click things and whatnot. Far too much work, if you ask me.
spoonaucity: Amen
spoonaucity: I'm going to do it!
spoonaucity: I'm going to use all my effort and close this thing!
Del_Snizz: No!
Del_Snizz: Or yes.
spoonaucity: Here we go...
Del_Snizz: Either way.
spoonaucity: Dah! Can't do it!
spoonaucity: It's too much work.
Del_Snizz: I know. I've tried, but I can't seem to make it.
spoonaucity: It's just too stinking hard.
Del_Snizz: I know. *tries to catch his breath after making another attempt*
spoonaucity: You think they'd make programs easier to use.
Del_Snizz: Yeah, but those bastards only care about the bottom line. They don't give a damn about hard-working folks like you and me...
spoonaucity: It's a shame.
Del_Snizz: It's the greatest atrocity of all time.
Del_Snizz: Let's see if I can do this...
spoonaucity: *gets pumped*
Yahoo! Messenger: Del_Snizz has left the conference.
spoonaucity: I CAN DO THIS!
Yahoo! Messenger: spoonaucity has left the conference.
*digs up old stuff*
ml_gonzales: pfft
kawaii_ryukishi: Tffp.
ml_gonzales: O_O
kawaii_ryukishi: Your singing heart makes my pancreas quiver with joy.
ml_gonzales: your quivering pancreas makes my mouse click the [X] in the upper right.
kawaii_ryukishi: Remember that scene in that one movie where the medeival guy travels to the present and then he eats that girl's lipstick?
del_snizz: You mean in The Godfather?
kawaii_ryukishi: So...were you gang-raped by a mob of monocle-crazed French people with berets and striped shirts and cigarettes in long cigarette holders and bandanas around their necks?
del_snizz: No, although I did see a mime. That's pretty close to violent rape.
del_snizz: I have all my babies made in a little shop in Geneva. It's expensive, but the quality of craftsmanship is unparalleled.
kawaii_ryukishi: I am the best baby-maker...ever.
del_snizz: Alright, I'll make one baby with you, but you'd better live up to your word.
Del_Snizz: That's probably a good thing. That Kalen has a mouth like...uhh, some type of thing that's big and/or makes a lot of noise...yeah...
kawaii_ryukishi: BOU?
Del_Snizz: That's it!
Linus> Let us team up to fight evil.
Britt> Okay.
Britt> We can be the Big Trippy Quasi Evil Force.
Linus> How about the Somewhat Large Trippy Quasi Evil Force?
Britt> Okay.
Linus> We could be SLTQEF!
Britt> I just like that name because it has "Trippy" and and "Quasi" in it.
Linus> Alright. I'll be Super-blanket Man, and you can be... Sniff Boy.
Britt> No.
Linus> How about Super Sniff Boy?
Britt> I get to be....
Britt> "Wind Elf Alex."
Linus> ...Ok. What's our villain's name?
Britt> George Dubya Bush.
Britt> Who else?
Linus> Makes sense.
Linus> And his minions will be...?
Britt> Rirse.
Linus> Ok.
* Linus jumps in the Super-blanket Man mobile and storms off into the night.
* Britt sits and watches TV.
* Linus crashes into a large, mumbling beast, killing it instantly.
* Linus climbs out of the SLTQEF vehicle and inspects the massive load.
Linus> Its name tag says "Rirse."
Linus> That was easy.
Britt> Of course it was. Anything is easy with me around.
Britt> And I have to eat dinner.
Britt> *salute*
*** Britt is now known as [Britt]|Dinner
* Linus gives Dubya some strange STD and calls it a night.
UnmeltedKnight: Mircing?
Renzy Beoulve: I gotta go for awhile. Seeya later and stuff....Matss coming over to rape me and watch a movie about raping me while trying to rape me
eestlinc: Rakastan lonkeroita
Daryl|Posting: heh
* eestlinc posts useful Finnish phrases
eestlinc: if i ever get a custom rank, it will be "Rakastan lonkeroita"
Daryl|Posting: LMAO
slimchandi> damn the first word i see in here is Bruckner.
Somehow I found this very amusing.
('-'*)/ - "sup"
< Kawaii_Ryuukishi> Proto's expanding his vocabulary, RSL's burping, and I was just getting ready to ROCK OUT!
< Kawaii_Ryuukishi> ...
* Kawaii_Ryuukishi rocks out.
< Bossker> Hahah! I sold Proto's 15 million sperm cells on ebay!
* Nimrod applauds his fellow Parker
< Bossker> I got 15 million lire!
< Nimrod> Haha
* Bossker converts the money
< Bossker> I got 10 bucks
< Bossker> w00t!
< Proto> My sperm is work 10 dollars?
< Proto> *worth
* Nimrod high fives Bossker
* Bossker high fives Nimrod
< Scottie> Please, there are younger ladies in here.
< Bossker> Hey, the guy was desperate Prot
* Princess_Usa looks away...
< Bossker> give him a break
< Scottie> Just call it... "man juice"
* Bossker laughs
< Proto> Man juice.
< Bossker> Every "lady" in here, is older than I am
< Bossker> But man juice it is.
< Kawaii_Ryuukishi> I just bought 15 million cells of man juice on EBay!
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
Squallman> what is tenticle style??
eestlinc> hmm...
Kawaii Ryûkishi> Tentacle. He said TENTACLE, not "tenticle," you yatz! You've disgraced us with your sacreligious typo! Begone!!
eestlinc> and hotty galuf
'Nuff said.
~Belladonna
*** eestlinc|FF5 is now known as eestlinc
I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR> Hi eestlinc.
eestlinc> hi
*** I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR is now known as ILMB-
MysticKnight
* ILMB-MysticKnight casts Bolt3 Sword and smites eestlinc
* eestlinc denounces his ROM for crashing
* ILMB-MysticKnight 's ROM does not crash.
* ILMB-MysticKnight lost her good version of SNES9x in her last reformat, though. sux0r.
* eestlinc kicks your ass like he kicked Twin Tania before he could even cast giga flare
* ILMB-MysticKnight cries.
Making all the girls cry, an eestlinc speciality....
* Kildarre dresses Wyl in a teddy bear costume
Kildarre :: You're so cute!
Rinoabella :: hee hee he is!
* Wyllius immediatly throws Kild into a psycotic gay management group and removes the costume
* Kildarre solders the zipper on the costume out of existance
Kildarre :: Too late!
:laugh:
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