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    Default Farting shoes?

    Yeah, the story's old but the topic's timeless!

    http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/7...1,00180021.htm

    Why'd they sue and recall the shoes? I'd love to have a farting pair of shoes, especially when jogging. Or get in an elevator and rock back and forth on your feet.
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    But then you couldn't blame it on the dog. You would have to blame it on you.

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    sueing = money!

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    I would wear them to special occasions.
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    If only they were tap dancing fart shoes...


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    I've got something in my front pocket for youuuuuu.

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    These boots were made for farting, and that's just what they'll do. And one of these days these boots are gonna fart all over you.

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    xD

    I just had that song playing on my computer too. xD
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    Ha!
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    The Hindustan Times - reporting things that matter. ;]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    These boots were made for farting, and that's just what they'll do. And one of these days these boots are gonna fart all over you.
    xDDD


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