Quote Originally Posted by Agent Proto
If I couldn't eat them, I would drive around town, chucking mcnuggets at random people as I drive.

OMFG DRIVE BY CHUCKINGS!
Oddly enough, I've already done this.

My ex-boyfriend and I were in the parking lot of the theatre where I worked, it was kind of late, and our manager was standing outside, so I rolled down the window, took his chicken nuggets and threw them at him. I missed horribly though, he was driving too fast. Then I got laughed at for having bad aim. Btw, this isn't why I got fired. I mean what else were we suppose to do at 1AM in the morning? (Get your mind out of the gutter)

Anyway, I think I might go into Wal-mart next time, maybe throw some at people in there. Tell them to go shop at Target. And maybe they'll have a revelation once the nugget hits them in the head. OMG TARGET. Did you know that there's a target within the target?