Yeah, in a TV show about being geordie and having extreme emotional problems (or basically just being geordie), I think the one on the left got hit in the face with a paintball and went blind, and while he was blind, the one on the right stole his girlfriend.
The thread can only go downhill after a mention of Dan's ass. Thanks a lot for ruining it, Jess! Come to the meetup so I can show my displeasure in person!
