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    Grin Warriors You Wish TO be

    What Is Your Favorite Warrior

    This Way Jaffar Can Retain His Own Post




    My Mighty Friends! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jaffar Has Seen Many Lands And Witnessed Many Battles, Jaffar Has Seen Great And Mighty Warrior's For Every Passing Of the Moon And Rising Of The Sun! Could Then Not One Say That Jaffar Has Surly Been In Many Great Terrible Battle's HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA But It Is Here That Jaffar Knows Now That This Place Has People Of Many More Lands That Jaffar Has Yet To See, For Then Is There Beaches Not Safe From Jaffar HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH.Surly Then They Can Account For There Lands And There Warriors As I Swear Jaffar Can Account For Many More Things HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    But Tell Me My Friends Of The Warrior's In Wich You Are, For Jaffar Wish's To Know Tell Jaffar Of The Warrior's In Your Lands.Even If You Are No Warrior Jaffar Will Humble You Still For This Is For Sure If No Bards Carry Your Tale And No Rune Marks Your Bodies My Friends Still Tell Jaffar What Warrior You Would Be For There Are Many Classes Indeed To Choose From Not The Least From The Fantasy World Of Our Beloved Game HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Do This And The Mighty New Post Will Stay For Surly You Cannot Allow Jaffar To Be Smited By The Adminstrator's HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Jaffar Will Tell You Of His Warrior Tribe But Then Only After I Have Humbeld My Friends That I Will Tell You The Tales Of Jaffar Known Now Surly In Many Lands HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Most Of All Amzigh And Its Beaches
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    Huh? Flower?! What the hell?! Administrator Psychotic's Avatar
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    Jaffar, if the Administrator-Gods close this thread down, I will defend you with my life.

    As it happens, my favourite warrior from my land is a great sage called Margaret Thatcher. Her weapon is named "The Handbag of Doom" and all tremble before its very wrath.

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    If I were put into an FF land, I'd want to be a summoner, I guess. xD

    EDIT: Oh woops, misundestood the question. xD My favourite warrior is Hoody Man. I also like his side kick, The Incredible Malfunctioning Watch... boy!

    And yeah, we'll never let the administrator gods smite you, Jaffar. ;___;


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    I come from the mystic jungle of Southern California. I have conquered my engineering department and have several followers who sing my praises throughout the lands. The women throw themselves at my feet - after I have thrown at them a few drinks. I rule over my domain with a stern yet loving gaze. I can also hire assassins.

    I have been known to charge into battle on a raging bull named Roy Ivanov. I have been known to slay my foes with a crowbar named "Richard Stands", a hatchet named "Battle Dictionary", and a steel pipe dubbed "The Rod of Justice".

    They call me... Jameel.

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    I wish to be the unstoppable preggie warrior. I will use my mighty belly of justice to bring evildoers down, by either sitting on them or bumping them until they surrender. I will also use my belches of fire to stop them in their tracks.

    Yeah, I'd suck as a superhero....

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    I came from a smelly land of Mexico. Meaning I'm a Mexican. Have you ever heard of a Mexicant warrior? I didn't think so.
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    I'm come Texas. Probably the only great warriors from Texas defended the Alamo from the Mexican warriors.
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    I hail from the cold lands of the North, but I have since moved abroad South to the largest City of my country, the one you call Lon-Don. I live for the thrill of performance, seeking to understand my quarry, subdue it and then get it to do funny little dances for my amusement. In my other travels I am a schoolar, a poet, a bard and an advice-giverer thingy.

    My weapons include the metaphorical ideals of "Sarcasm", "Wit" and "Humour". I have also been known to wield the "Put-Down" on occasion.

    My brothers call me...Richard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye
    EDIT: Oh woops, misundestood the question.
    Not that hard really

    Er, David Cameron because he is more able than Margaret Thatcher


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    mel gibson in braveheart.

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    Jaffar is my favorite warrior <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bert
    Jaffar is my favorite warrior <3
    How could I have forgotten Jaffar! He's a warrior for his friends and his cousin and the Gods!


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    Then GAR ASEN Warrior's Jaffar Greets You.

    I Jaffar Come From The Atlas Land Of The High Mountains, And Scorched Deserts.There My People Guard Over The Amzigh Atlas Mountains.For Throught The Mellenium We Have Watched Over Our People And Sister Tribes From The Terrible Rath That Waits In The Core Of The Mountain.We Have Been Vigilint Against The Lurking Threats Of The Evil Eye Wich Seeks Revenge Against My People For Its Distructive Defeat So Long Ago.For Jaffar Will Know Tell You The Tale Of The Clumsy Barbarian "Ico" And His Companion Horse "Kyble".When The Lands Where Still Green And Forests Covered The Mountains My People Ruled Over A Great City Called "New Town" Then It Was Known As Carthage.For Then The Amzighs Where Forieghn People Come To New Lands To Seek New Homes And New Lives, From A Distant Land That Was There Bane.Here They Found The Mountains The GREAT Atlas Mountains And Thought With These Mighty Collosi We Could Be Well Protected,And Through The Vastness They Saw The Pure Desert And Thought With This Scorched Land We Would Be Isolated From Our Enemies.But Greater Evils And More Terrible Foes Sought This Land For Protection Long Before My People Did,But We Had Yet To Discover The Foe's Scheming To Drive Our Young Tribes Away.Through The Hard Steel Ore And Deep Silver Mines My People Mined For The Ore To Make Weapons They Soo Longed For.On The Day My People Began To Abuse The Mountain Was When Our Enemy Unleashed His Terrible Onslought And The Tribe Of Garm Sister Tribe To Riffian Was But Consumed And All The Brave Warriors Slain Without The Honor Of Battle.For The Denma Knew Not Honor Or Savagery, No They Knew Only Deceit And FlaseHood.There In That Moment Of The Great Ravaging A Warrior Had Risen Who Was But A Small Child Who Had Stolen The Sacred Sword Of The True Warrior "Ty" In Doing this He Would Seal The Fate Of His Tribe And bring About There Distruction.

    But This Story Has Gone On Far Enough For Know.
    For You May Have No Need Of Fear My Friends I will Finnish My Tale But First You Must Honor Me By Telling Me More Of Your Great People For I Have Indeed Heard Of Many Warriors.


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hawkeye Why Do You Jest Jaffar,I Have Truly Heard Of The Warriors In Your Land For Only Just A Time Before Jaffar's Coming He Has Learned Of The TRULY Mighty Aztech Warriors Of Times Past, The Fearsome Brute Warriors Where Perphaps Even THe Incarnation's Of Eo Himslef For They Did Not Lack in Streangh, What A Mighty People You Come From Hawkeye

    Hahahahahahah My Dear Rye You Honor Jaffar So, For Indeed it Is Only Your Soft And Pleasing Words Wich Brings Joy To Jaffar.....If Only Then Jaffar Could Hear Your Sweet Voice He Would Surly Proclaim You Goddess
    Last edited by Jaffar; 02-02-2006 at 12:07 AM.

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    I wish to become a rock god. Yes A ROCK N ROLL god!!! The heavens would surly open up as I play each and every cord on my thunderous guitar. Yes Slash is truly the [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]. He is the only warriour that i wish to be.
    Jaffer, you truly do make quality threads that I am always happy to post in. You Rock!!!

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