Oh look! A clue that a sixth grader could solve! Lets spend eight chapters discussing it and solving it! But first lets look into a boring subplot that eventually goes absolutly nowhere! Okay we solved the clue, lets spend another ten chapters solving the next one! OH! Weak, unsurprising plot twist! Lets solve another clue! Okay we solved it end of story! Here's a stupid ending!

And that's pretty much it.