Edit everyone's posts to see some startling confessions, like Leeza confessing she chose the wrong side in the dog-cat war, and Neel admitting that Pakistan is better than India. nik0tine would reveal that he is secretly a Republican, and approximately 50% of the female membership would confess their true feelings for me.

Oh, and I'd post tentacle porn to see if I could re-create last year's April Fool's joke without it being a joke.