Absolute Virtue is actually a placeholder for Chuck Norris.Originally Posted by Miriel
Absolute Virtue is actually a placeholder for Chuck Norris.
"... and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written."
I don't know what the recent obsession with these are. They're really old, but they're popping up EVERYWHERE. We had a bunch of them in linkshell chat on FFXI today. For the past two weeks my friends and I have been looking over the site that he got that list from. They are old, but they're still great.
My question is: Why would you risk a banning by posting that without reading all of it first?
Because i was pretty sure i wouldn't get bannedAll the mods here will more then likely love me XD~
Also, i know how old these are, but might as well post it earlier so it doesn't get any older.
Ya Chuck is cool, I did read it all... but he still lost to bruce lee... in the movie and in actual matches.
Oh, did I mention I'm awesome?
Bruce lee was later killed by the Chiense Mob.
Chuck wins
Chuck Norris was kicked in two by Van Damme who was then owned by Jackie Chan.
This leads me to believe Chan > Damme > Chuck Norris. And to quote Kyono, "Van Damme can't dance." therefore Chuck sucks. Indisputable.
Originality is good, kids.
The Chiense Mob did not kill Bruce Lee! The Chiense Mob doesn't even exist!
Well i've been lied too...again...within 15 mins.
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