Sometimes when i don't have soap in the shower I use syrup.
Sometimes when i don't have soap in the shower I use syrup.
SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER
Spiff wanna come poor some of that on me![]()
Did everyone dodge the obvious innuendo there? Or did they see it, and choose to dodge? I'll dodge.
One time. I was showering, and the water got cold. Worst shower ever.
Don't worry, I got the innuendo.
In fact, I thought this was going to be one of Mulley's prison stories.![]()
I was thinking the same thing.My mind raced to that Boondocks episode about anal rape.
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I immediately thought the same thing, but boy, was I in for a disappointment.Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat
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back in my youth days in this "School" place I was once sent into a corner between 2 massive brick walls, it was terrible, I stared at the angry red and could see the devil laughing at me, I saw my life flash before my eyes and the "School dinners" (totally horrible substance for another time of discussion) coming back up my throat, I began to feel myself slip into sanity untill I turned mad and ran out the wall and urinated on the teacher's paperwork.
LET THE HAMMER FALL
heheheheh My name is Chad....but I didn't drop the soap....I care for the soap more....shame on you for letting him die like that!
My TV broke yesterday and I went mad because without a TV I couldn't play video games, and if I can't play video games then things get smashed. But as luck would have it I found a working TV in my garage that was much bigger than my old one. Salvation, now this one is so big I can play Silent Hill 4 and see Henry's 5 o clock shadow to it's fullest.
I occasionally experience a certain feeling of emptiness in myself. But luckily, due to the invention of pasta, I am able to overcome my hardship. Ah. The miracles of pasta.
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~Void
mmmm pasta good. Also i remeber when my dog got shot. Died because of it. So i got another one.
I remember one time, I was sitting at my computer surfing teh net. I was happy, the computer was happy, and rabbits frolicked in the fields.
But then...
I clicked a link. Nothing happened. I clicked again, and saw the most horrible message.
'You Are Not Connected To The Internet.'
o.m.g. The bunnies exploded, my computer cried, and I was forced back into that horrible place called reality.![]()
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