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    Default Chad drops the soap

    So I was taking a shower the other day and using soap, because I'm clean like that, and I dropped it. My life moves into slow motion as I watch the soap fall out of my hands and accelerate towards the floor of the shower to its certain doom. I scream "Soap!!" because there is nothing else I can do. I watch in horror as soap collides with the floor with a sickening "Squer-plat!!" and breaks into two. I kneel down, cradling the remains of soap in my hands, my tears mixing with the shower water and running over soap, taking soap's remains down the drain to soap heaven. But just then, when life seemed at its darkest hour, I looked up, and there, smiling down at me, was a beacon of hope, shampoo. I was able to make it through the shower and continue on with my life because of the support of shampoo. It also helped that shampoo has a wicked sense of humor and tells awesome jokes.

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    What kind of ordeals have you been through in your life and what helped you get through them?
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    That's why I use Axe body wash and um one time I had to tie my shoe so threw it at the wall.

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    hilarious! you're right, it is awesome..

    my ordeals...oh gee, you don't wanna know...i dropped the soap, and shampoo, along with the "snake peel" body wash...¬_¬







    all over the shop floor...

    it was a bad day that day..

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    Jones helped me through hardships. ^^



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    A place called "School" where Children are imprisoned in a building for 6 hours, 5 days a week 312 days a year and 11 years of your life, yu are forced to intake useless information about Jesus, How to speak posh, pointless maths and historical events that pose minor importance. It's hell I say.

    LET THE HAMMER FALL

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    thank god i managed to escape...i went through that very same hell...

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    6 hours. And 2 getting there.
    The last words of Oscar Wilde, to the wallpaper in his room - "One of us has to go"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bladen
    A place called "School" where Children are imprisoned in a building for 6 hours, 5 days a week 312 days a year and 11 years of your life, yu are forced to intake useless information about Jesus, How to speak posh, pointless maths and historical events that pose minor importance. It's hell I say.
    You should go to catholic school, like me. It's the same thing, but you get tasty Jesus wafers!

    Also, little Mullet's story was sad. But I can't believe he could just abandon the memory of soap. Do you care nothing for it? After everything... you heartless dastard. :yuck:

    Now, for my story.

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    ...Once... erm... my... Seila. Gone! Why was she taken from me?! Destroy you, unite and purify the three worlds, bleh bleh that's how I'd sort it. :rolleyes2

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    lol flying mullet dropped the soap

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    I'm an Atheist and going to a catholic school would be like a bullet in the eyes...

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    Okay, seriously, who changed the thread title?
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    ahaha!

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    hahahahaha it's like Aiyon all over again

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    Sometimes when I don't have soap in the shower I use shampoo.

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