Totally Unfunny, Totally Unoriginal (TUTU) Party - We rock more than most.

[Ultima Shadow]

*kisses jaffar?*

Ewwwwwwww!!! Poor Jaffar!

[Rye]

Rye My Friend Of All The Gods Tell Me Of Your Days And Tell Me Of Your Happiness For Jaffar Knows Only Happiness And Knows That No Sorrow Haunts His Good Friends.

Thank you! My days have been well, I've been helping my friends in this party and enjoying my days off from school. How have your days been, friend Jaffar?

[Jaffar]

My Friend Emo I Do not Understand Do You Do Not Wish Jaffar To Become Bitter Like The Sea?HAHAHAAHAHAHA Then Jaffar Wishes You An Even Bigger Sea Of Sweet Friendship HAHAHAHAHAHA This Is Indeed Great HAHAHAHAHAHAHA What Sweet And Tender Joy We Will Have HAHAHAHAHAHA And Ring Out In Better Greeting's The Next Day HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Oh Sweet Rye Jaffars Days Have Always Been Good And Always Does Jaffar Wish The Great Fortune And Favor For His Friends This Is For Sure. School Rye? Tell Jaffar Of Your Studies For He Wishes To Know, Jaffar Has Envy For Such A Thing He To Once Had An Elder Who Tought Jaffar All That He Knows But Now Sadly He Gone No longer Living For The Old Man Reached his Time Long Ago

[Levian]

I miss the times when the white text in Jaffar's posts would be riddles.

Emergency double post because of hil-ar-ious chat log.

Edit: ok thanks to the mod who merged my posts, I guess.

[dragone777] wanna hear ajokwe?
[Levian] YES
[dragone777] ok
[Sin|FFXI]
[Levian] please tell us a joke, satan
[Levian] *dragone
[dragone777] knock knock
[Levian] whos' there
[Sin|FFXI] SATEN
[Sin|FFXI] xD
[Levian] saten who?
[dragone777] TURKEYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ultima Shadow]

I miss the times when the white text in Jaffar's posts would be riddles.

I miss the times when hentai babes where real and running all over the place, haunted by tentacle beasts.

[Rye]

My Friend Emo I Do not Understand Do You Do Not Wish Jaffar To Become Bitter Like The Sea?HAHAHAAHAHAHA Then Jaffar Wishes You An Even Bigger Sea Of Sweet Friendship HAHAHAHAHAHA This Is Indeed Great HAHAHAHAHAHAHA What Sweet And Tender Joy We Will Have HAHAHAHAHAHA And Ring Out In Better Greeting's The Next Day HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Oh Sweet Rye Jaffars Days Have Always Been Good And Always Does Jaffar Wish The Great Fortune And Favor For His Friends This Is For Sure. School Rye? Tell Jaffar Of Your Studies For He Wishes To Know, Jaffar Has Envy For Such A Thing He To Once Had An Elder Who Tought Jaffar All That He Knows But Now Sadly He Gone No longer Living For The Old Man Reached his Time Long Ago

I'm sorry for your loss! One day, when you're an Elder, you should teach people all you know!

I take English, History, Math, Biology, Chorus, Art, PE and Photography.

[Clouded Sky]

oh sweet lover of all but sorrow, jaffar, tell me, oh wise one, how to i make psy my own?

[Ultima Shadow]

oh sweet lover of all but sorrow, jaffar, tell me, oh wise one, how to i make psy my own?

Drugs are bad, my friend. Drugs are bad. I told you not to "just try it out"!

[Tavrobel]

I suppose not pointing out that Jaffar doesn't use punctuation is a good place to start. Of course, if you call yourself someone who kows English, whatever Jaffar says shouldn't be hard to read, and his posts are rather interesting. Wisdom finds alot of room here. Of course, you will never succeed, for Psy belongs to --

*shot*

I miss the times when hentai babes where real and running all over the place, haunted by tentacle beasts.

That's why we invented the Law of Lemons. It was all Chuck Norris' idea.

[Jaffar]

I'm sorry for your loss! One day, when you're an Elder, you should teach people all you know!

Haha It Is Ok Rye, You See I Have Never Seen My Father, One Day The Desert Took Took Him As If To Torment Me And leave Me Without Nothing But Hate For The Scroched Land. So Eya Took Me And Tought Me All That I Know, He Has Showed Me The Mountains And Tought Me About Pride, He Showed Me The Groves And Tought Me About Love, He Then Showed Me The River And Tought Me About Life, He Told Me To Gaze Upon The Sky And So My Wisdom Grew, He Shown Me The Ocean And I Learned Of The World. Then He Showed Me The Desert, And What A Painfull Sight That Was And Tought Me A Harsh Lesson About Love And Loss And Showed Me How Cruel And Harsh Life, Men And Lands Of All Kind Can Be.This Is What I Owe Him, I Owe Him The Mountains,Sky,Ocean,Rivers,Groves And Even Deserts For This I Could Never Repay Him And Now He Is Truly Gone.

oh sweet lover of all but sorrow, jaffar, tell me, oh wise one, how to i make psy my own?

Solve This Riddle My Friend And You Will Have Your Answer


I Soar Without Wings,
I See Without Eyes.
I've Traveled The Universe To And Fro.
I've Conquered The World,
Yet I Never Left Home.

What Am I?

[Tavrobel]

God. Probably a true statement too.

[Ultima Shadow]

...Chuck Norris?

[Jaffar]

My Friend Tavrobel This Is Not The Truth

For Much Passion Has Totally Emo
But Even More Wisdom To Answer Jaffars Riddle?

[Ultima Shadow]

Oh wait! I got it! It's... ME!!!

[Tavrobel]

My Friend Tavrobel This Is Not The Truth

For Much Passion Has Totally Emo
But Even More Wisdom To Answer Jaffars Riddle?

I meant it to refer to you, my fine feathered friend. Perhaps his wisdom will lead Psy to him, before I do anything completely insane. After all, wouldn't we all like to fly without wings? (provided we wouldn't crash into the ground first)

Oh wait! I got it! It's... ME!!!