Totally Unfunny, Totally Unoriginal (TUTU) Party - We rock more than most.

[Rye]

Eating aching body fruits?

[Psychotic]

...prickly pears? Gooseberries?

[Rye]

Itchy itchy pom pom balls! Those aren't edible though!

[Psychotic]

What the crap is an itchy itchy pom pom ball?

[Rye]

In Queens, these little spikey pom pom balls fell from trees, and that's what we'd call them!

[Psychotic]

...conkers?

[Rye]

What? That N64 squirrel? He has bad furdays!

[Psychotic]

Wasn't that the game where he swears a lot?

[Rye]

I loved Conker when I was little, but I never got to play the game because he was dirty!

[Psychotic]

Bah, any non-Pokemon N64 game should be destroyed!

[Rye]

Srsly, except for Banjo-Kazooie and Diddy Kong Racing and um... Space Station Silicon Valley.

[Levian]

worD

edit: to what psy said, of course.

[Psychotic]

You can word it up with Rye, too!

Word It Up With Rye would be a kid's TV show aired at 10 AM where Rye teaches little kids words by...well....I don't even want to go any further.

[Rye]

Microsoft Sam says otherwise:

EDIT: HEY! I AM NOT DIRTY.

[Psychotic]

Yeah, that's pretty much what an episode of Word It Up With Rye would be like.