Totally Unfunny, Totally Unoriginal (TUTU) Party - We rock more than most.

[Levian]

Microsoft Sam has been banging people on the street to feed his children (Microsoft Mike and Microsoft Susannah) at home.

[Rye]

Word It Up With Rye would rock, I would teach words like fangoriously devoured and Stave It Off 123.

[Psychotic]

Can a robot voice really have sex? Or children, for that matter. Although I suppose the answer to the first question is the answer to the second.

[Levian]

I'm a member of a Final Fantasy fan forum. I don't care about what's real.

[Psychotic]

You're a member of two, you lying hamfisted ham fister.

[Rye]

I asked him if he could, and this is what he replied. Microsoft Sam is so dirty!

[Levian]

am not. FFi turned into Lauren's Design Studio. So I'm a member of an art forum. Does that make me sophisticated or what.

[Psychotic]

I'd recommend Rye's new clip to everyone over the age of 400.

Whoa, next you'll be getting an LJ, Lev..er...man. Leverman.

[Rye]

Microsoft Sam wants to get his groove on, maybe he'll join Hawtnakedffpix.

[Psychotic]

And then he'll post real hentai, because he's that kind of guy.

[Levian]

Microsoft Sam x Linux Delilah

[Rye]

You know he has a gigantic furry stash. Or computer porn, with wires and ports.

[Psychotic]

Why (why why) Delilah?

Microsoft endorse furries? ugh.

[Rye]

You know it. Bill Gates thinks he's a cat

[Psychotic]

A cat? Even Leeza wouldn't love that thing.

Nifty logo, though.