Of course Chuck Norris doesn't need a helmet. He is Chuck Norris! Everyone knows that!
 
 
					
				Of course Chuck Norris doesn't need a helmet. He is Chuck Norris! Everyone knows that!
 
 
					
				He doesn't need rice to make rice cakes or rice pudding, either.
 
 
					
				All Chuck Norris needs to do is roundhouse kick a bird to make Rice Krispies.
 
 
					
				I like Paul's new av. xD And true, Chuck Norris just kicks stuff to get what he wants. He kicked moon rocks and they turned into a PALACE OF MOON STONE DUN DUN DUN.
 
 
					
				He roundhouse kicked a rock and made the Hope Diamond...
 
 
					
				He roundhouse kicked a wooden statue and made jesus.
 
 
					
				He roundhouse kicked a fat elephant which made it a very angry fat elephant.
 
 
					
				HOOTERS is dead, man.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his keyboard, and the keys he happened to kick were the ones to post porn.
 
			
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				I wish i had an encounter with Chuck, it'd make my popularity sky rocketing.
 
 
					
				Yeah, being popular would be great, huh?
 
 
					
				HOOTERS no deadOriginally Posted by Psychotic
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				Yeah any association with Chuck would have them fanboys and girls cosplaying as you. Now that's something to praise.Originally Posted by Psychotic