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    Of course Chuck Norris doesn't need a helmet. He is Chuck Norris! Everyone knows that!

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    He doesn't need rice to make rice cakes or rice pudding, either.

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    What about Rice Krispies?

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    He has a good point.

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    All Chuck Norris needs to do is roundhouse kick a bird to make Rice Krispies.

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    I like Paul's new av. xD And true, Chuck Norris just kicks stuff to get what he wants. He kicked moon rocks and they turned into a PALACE OF MOON STONE DUN DUN DUN.


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    He roundhouse kicked a rock and made the Hope Diamond...

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    He roundhouse kicked a wooden statue and made jesus.

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    He roundhouse kicked a fat elephant which made it a very angry fat elephant.

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    HOOTERS is dead, man.

    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his keyboard, and the keys he happened to kick were the ones to post porn.

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    I wish i had an encounter with Chuck, it'd make my popularity sky rocketing.

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    Yeah, being popular would be great, huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    HOOTERS is dead, man.
    HOOTERS no dead
    Resting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    Yeah, being popular would be great, huh?
    Yeah any association with Chuck would have them fanboys and girls cosplaying as you. Now that's something to praise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    HOOTERS is dead, man.


    I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but he's well and alive.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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