Totally Unfunny, Totally Unoriginal (TUTU) Party - We rock more than most.

[Doomie]

Why did you jerks steal the BAoTW mascot?

[Psychotic]

Because he's too lazy to make a new sig.

[Clouded Sky]

Psy's point is right on. I have no ambition to go back in time and STEAL mascots. Rather, I'll just use a sig that stole the mascot a year ago. I still have that picture of psy hanging a poor walrus. And you know what, I think I liked BAoTW better than TUTU. Now, I'll stop complaining if Psy gives me what I want...

[Psychotic]

You should use the clouded sky rhino sig. That thing was awesome.

[Clouded Sky]

in hindsight, that was cool.
good work psy.

[Levian]

Typical of the fluffy pink party to make up new words like hindsight and act like it has a meaning.

[Clouded Sky]

hindsight

n : understanding the nature of an event after it has happened; "hindsight is always better than foresight"

[Psychotic]

Wow, you're really going all out with this "hindsight" hoax, aren't you?

[Clouded Sky]

what good is it making up a word unless you make up a dictionary definition to go with it? if you didn't have one of those, you could never try to pass it off as a real word.

[Levian]

We see right through you, CLOUDED SKY. More like Hoaxed Sky if you ask me.

[Psychotic]

lazzerango

a : a commonly used phrase on Eyes on Final Fantasy forums, used to show one's disgust for member 'totally emo'. "That freakin' totally emo tried to be my friend again, but he was oozing gently from his ears. It was totally lazzerango."

[Clouded Sky]

Hmm, so that's pretty similar to lezzarango, isn't it?

[Levian]

Here we go again. Lezzarango?

[Rye]

By snowprincess, do you mean that bald guy who liked snowflakes?

[Ultima Shadow]

And now, it's time for the daily news of the daily day of the day:

More than 2% of children in France are named "Fred". This is a major problem and vis versa...

In Iraq, people are finally starting to like the song "Santa is coming for YOU" again. The American officer, Fred (OMG MAYBE HE'S ACTUALLY FRENCH) says that if things keeps going this good, Spice Girls may actually have a live-consert over here in a few months. Well, that really does sound awesome, doesn't it?

In scottland, the import of Japanese pokemon cards have increased by 40%. We hope that this won't influence the overall quality of Bruce Lee's performance in the movie "Tigers are Wild".

Lastly, South California is being invaded by an army of undead rabbits while a big meteor is heeding towards the earth and will most likely hit somewhere in the middle of the ocean, resulting in countless mega-tsunamis that will cover about 90% of the earth's surface, completely annihilating everything in their way and resulting in the deaths of more than 95% of all humans and ruining our most important life-necessary resources.

That's all for today!

Tomorrow, we're going to let you know whenever John Kerry really used to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before going to sleep when he was younger.