The Fat Chocobo Party - Join the Family

[Shoden]

This calls for a contest, whoever promotes their party better wins a free goodybag with a smiley face on the front! All who want to participate get advertising now but you spam you're out, it just has to be self promoting... *glares evily at Psy*

[Alive-Cat]

This calls for a contest, whoever promotes their party better wins a free goodybag with a smiley face on the front! All who want to participate get advertising now but you spam you're out, it just has to be self promoting... *glares evily at Psy*

I think my clichés have already won the goody bag!

[-N-]

[Alive-Cat]

Yes, and it was only right that my master would present me with the award.

I feel so happy!

[Psychotic]

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[Anaisa]

I think you'll find I should win the goody bag. If this were a real election, id now have maximum publicity!

[Alive-Cat]

Are you feeling that your party is letting you down?
Do you feel that even though you "belong" to them, they really want to take away your babies?
Are you here now, because you're a useless impotent waste of a human being?
WELL, you have come to the right place.
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"Free!?" You ask?
Yes, free!

[Luara]

I aint there...*sniff*...

[Alive-Cat]

Then The Fat Chocobo Party is the place for you!

[Rengori]

We should get away from global warming and go towards a second ice age. Then we'll see if those hot air baloons are so high then won't we?

[rubah]

Or make it hotter and send them so high that they run out of air? DDD

[Shoden]

If that's the case this environmental friendly crap is nonsense and makes us lose! *litters and sprays anti perspirent over and over*

If it gets hotter than Tutus will set alight and all burn into nothing knocking more competition then we can merge with the other parties and come out on top.

[Rice Cake]

I know a way we can insure victory!! If every member of The Fat Chocobo party who can, posted a user note on my profile, then we would totally win. Its true! I went into the future and saw how we won, and thats how we won!! So, start posting those user notes!!

[-N-]

Hey Fat Chocobo Party Members,

I still need your help finalizing our party's ballot entry! We need to pick a mascot and a signature to represent us (in addition to those two empty spots next to Azar...). So pick from the sigs in the first post, and pick a mascot! It could be the Fat Chocobo, it could be Bruce Willis With A Fish! Be creative! Because if you don't, then I will!

Neel

[Rice Cake]

How about my sig be the party signature and our mascot can be a Chocobo .