As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in the #fat_chocobo
I can remember when I first met Neel, it was a glorious time
There were wise guys everywhere, we were around
Twenty, twenty one at the time
Yeah every place we go, every party
People would stop and stare when we walked in
We would give the doorman a hundred dollars just for opening the door
Neel would give the bartender two hundred dollars just for keeping
The ice cold, yeah we were legends and we still are

See I like Bert, he knew everybody and everybody knew him
He was the type of guy who routed for the bad guys in the movies
But hey