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    Fatness is unhealthy, chocobos suck, and getting squashed sucks. Therefore, your party sucks.

    Join us, the Pirate Red Mage Party!

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    Quote Originally Posted by First Mate Elite Lord Sigma
    Fatness is unhealthy, chocobos suck, and getting squashed sucks. Therefore, your party sucks.

    Join us, the Pirate Red Mage Party!
    Being a FAT Chocobo automatically makes us better chef's, and also we are more intimidating, making it so that no one steals that potion you left in our bank.

    That's right, we are not just a diner, but a bank, too! And you get 50% interest if you can earn it.

    Welcome, Psy. How about a free bowl of spaghetti? Sit down, and let me ask you: Would you like spaghetti sauce? Or would you rather just have salt and pepper?

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    Quote Originally Posted by First Mate Elite Lord Sigma
    Join us, the Pirate Red Mage Party!
    Never heard of it. :rolleyes2

    Quote Originally Posted by Bladen
    then we can merge with the other parties and come out on top.
    We're already on top.

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    I changed my mind (even though I never had a say in the matter) Lets have Bruce Willis with the fish as our mascot. Then he can kill Chuck Norris, all of the hot air balloons, and all of the pirate thingies, and kill all of the fluffy things with the fish. I'll try and make a sig to go with it.

    Reanactment of Bruce from the future killing all other party mascots:

    EDIT: Here it is! A Bruce Willis sig!!


    I call it " Bruce will kill you "...............pretty dumb huh?
    Last edited by Rice Cake; 02-09-2006 at 02:56 AM.

    If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the dick.

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    Don Neeleone must be our mascot.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    On behalf of Chuck Norris, I give Neel with a Hat a hard roundhouse kick to the face. I shall respond to any resistance with a barrage of stupid, IQ-dropping jokes until you all go insane from the cheesiness!
    O R'lyeh?

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    Just make sure the IQ of the posts isn't too low...otherwise you may find them kindly edited or deleted. :rolleyes2

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    Using Bruce Willis With A Fish does allow us to say trout a lot... ^_^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rice Cake telling fellow party members how to win
    I know a way we can insure victory!! If every member of The Fat Chocobo party who can, posted a user note on my profile, then we would totally win. Its true! I went into the future and saw how we won, and thats how we won!! So, start posting those user notes!!
    Come on!! Don't you want to win?!!

    EDIT: The Bruce idea is a thing of the past. How about this guy? We can also use it as the official signature.



    EDIE: EDIT:Am I like the only one with suggestions?
    Last edited by Rice Cake; 02-09-2006 at 07:39 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EightBitAvenger
    On behalf of Chuck Norris, I give Neel with a Hat a hard roundhouse kick to the face. I shall respond to any resistance with a barrage of stupid, IQ-dropping jokes until you all go insane from the cheesiness!

    I'll see you your bad jokes and raise you horrible puns.

    Many thanks Christmas!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Giga Guess
    I'll see you your bad jokes and raise you horrible puns.
    With clichés?

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    Here at Fat Chocobos we are not grammar or spelling nazis no commas and no grammar are a weaponary gift to kill members from blowing up hedz

    LET THE HAMMER FALL

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    ...And clichés!

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    We have beer! EOFF without beer = fail.
    only Fat Chocobos get beer but only to those who deserve them, The Fat Chocobos gave me a new sock!

    We rule your drewel! Nyeh!

    LET THE HAMMER FALL

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    He means we give everyone beer because we're so nice.

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