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    Default Pirate Red Mage Party (PRM's)

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    Ladies and Gentlemen, I, King James the First of West Hampstead, do decree that on this day, a great party shall be formed. It shall be perhaps the greatest ever known. Some might say that it's mathetically impossible for it to even exsist! But, here it is, for you all to enjoy and participate in. So what the heck are you waiting for? Read on!

    As you may or may not be aware, the EoFF 2006 Elections will be commencing soon. Here's the link. The moment I saw this I immediately realised what I needed to do, like divine intervention. We should, nay need to, make a Pirate Red Mage party.

    Be privaleged that I've decided to post this. It probably means I think most of our members are already a Pirate, or Red Mage, or just plain awesome. Awesome enough for me to post this. The Pirate Red Mage party would encourage the following:

    - More Piratism
    - More Red Mageism
    - Statutory sword wielding/spell casting session weekly or on a biannual monthly basis
    - Extreme Random User Notes (ERUN's)
    - A total ban on anyone who is vegetarian or emo

    Still not convinced? Then listen to this testimony:



    Hi, I'm Edward, professional Prince and Bard. You know, I was once a weakling. Unable to stand up for myself, shunned by the gaming community, a walking joke sponniness notwithstanding. That's until MP got me on his Pirate Red Mage scheme. Within days I was defeating monsters with my arms tied behind my back just by lookin' at them funny. Everyone knows being a Red Mage Pirate is awesome. It certainly helped me!



    Join quietly or there will be...trouble



    As a standard Red Mage, I can't help but feel totally envious of everyone who is also a Pirate on the side, or even full time. Manys the night I used to lie awake dreaming of being a scourge of the seven seas, capturing whences and so forth. That's why I'm putting my cross next to the PRM party this year. You know it makes sense.



    Being a standard Pixellated Pirate, I do be feeling envious of any lubber who also be a Red Mage on the galley, or even by day or night. In me hammock I do sway thinking about all the spell I could be a castin alongside me ropes and anchor. That's why I be putting me cross next to the PRM party this year. It do be making sense



    Hi, I'm seventeen-time Oscar winner Chuck Norris, star of such films as Ransom, Fight Club and Citizen Kane. You know being able to take on any comer with a simple roundhouse is well enough, but to be able to cast some spells alongside that AND juggle smuggling? Not even I could manage that, and I'm Chuck freakin' Norris! I personally provide my thumbs up for the PRM party, and I can kill with my thumbs from twenty paces if I so choose, so you know thems good credentials



    TONY ROBBINS WANT PARTY! WANT RED MAGE! RAWR!


    If you're interested (and you'd be out of your mind not to be), then post up here (preferrably with a PM to remind me) to confirm that you wish to be a part of this exclusive group. We will go on to win the elections, of this I promise. And remember our motto;

    Being a Red Mage is good. Being a Pirate is good. Being a Pirate Red Mage is best

    -MP




    EDIT: Current members:
    - Captain Maxx Power (dur)
    - Starboard Regulator FlareNUKE : BANNED
    - First Mate Elite Lord Sigma
    - Lookout Zeromus_X
    - Pirate Wench HowlingMonkey
    - Quartermaster Lost Number
    - Helmsman SilverWind
    - Bow Overseer Mandinka
    - Cook Xalioniaf
    - blackraven19 : INACTIVE
    - Ensign Sagensyg
    - Port-Starboard Facilitator Seikon-Shoukougun
    - Chained Beast Zell1990
    - Cargo Holder Cazza
    - Backup Rower Chibi Angel
    - Port Regulator mobiletype
    - Anchorage Shin Omega
    - Navigator Shaun

    Hall of Infamy : If you see these traitorous Pirates board their respective ships then take 'em down me hearties!

    - Levian: The Scoundrel
    - Behold The Void: The Traitor
    - Psychotic : The Annoyance, Leader of the TUTU
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    Whoa, hey, we claimed Chuck first!

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    I will join your party!!! I feel so excited...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    Whoa, hey, we claimed Chuck first!
    Sorry you got his twin brother, Nuck Chorris. We've got the certificate or authenticity to prove we have the real Chuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by FlareNUKE
    I will join your party!!! I feel so excited...
    Excellent choice my friend. You are the first among equals of awesomeness.
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    I'm telling Chuck and he's going to sue you all!

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    Look at YOUR picture of Chuck. He's cross eyed or something. Totally not the real thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    Look at YOUR picture of Chuck. He's cross eyed or something. Totally not the real thing.
    That's his eye attempting to escape. He keeps it at bay by not crying.
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    Chuck Norris punched Maxx Power in the nose and his pants disintergrated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    Chuck Norris punched Maxx Power in the nose and his pants disintergrated.
    Not before he struck Psychotic in the kidneys and caused his spine to slice three ways evenly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxx Power
    Not before he struck Psychotic in the kidneys and caused his spine to slice three ways evenly.
    Then Maxx Power woke up from his lovely dream, and found a sticky substance on himself.

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    I'm horny...

    and also... like... is that guy at the top you?

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    I'll join this party.

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    Ah hell.

    Maxx Power, my hero, join the party that is the Fat Chocobo's.
    When you arrive, you and all of your disciples will be Family.
    I would like nothing better than to have you with us.
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    i'll join! (hopefully that pm wasnt sent to everyone...)

    i wonder if i'll have white hair if i become a pirate red mage?

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