Quote Originally Posted by Big Fat Liar
Next up, we have the Pirate Red Mage party, supported by King James I of West Hampstead. With testimonies from Edward, the bard, and other infamous characters, how can one not think that this party will win? Well, lets lay down the facts.
First off, the largest problems lie in their personal testimonies.
Edward the Bard - Big Sissy, do you want a big sissy to help represent you?! I didn't think so.
Robo-Cop - I'm sorry, last time I checked, Robots couldn't vote.
Red Mage - freakin awesome
Pirate - I think they could have picked a better pirate for the job.
Chuck Norris - A popular misconception: Chuck Norris is NOT a pirate. He knows kung fu/karate/martial arts. He is more along the lines of a ninja. Thus, a false spokesman for this campaign. I wonder how much they paid him?
Tony robbins - This party is trying to brainwash you.
I'll leave it to the reader to decide what to think of the PRM.
To bring some true facts:

Edward - I personally disproved his sissyness by completing the whole of FF4 with him solo, ergo your arguement is invalid
Robocop - Blows peoples knee caps off and is NOT a robot, but a cyborg. Again, invalid arguement
Pirate - Remember we have the support of every Pirate ever, including Captain Jack Sparrow, Blue Beard, and Charlton Heston
Chuck Norris - We paid him nothing. Chuck Norris gets paid by the russian government after Chuck saved them using only his beard
Tony Robbins - Seriously he just came into my house demanding to be a part of it. That guy is HUGE. There was no way I was going to say no.