Now, we move on to the Fluffy Pink Party, run this year, by the infamous Boris no no! Supporting the slogan "pink is the new black", boris has crafted a party not worthy of being mentioned compared to others, but gets it anyways. They support the use of the fluffy puff skin for EoFF, which is simply attrocious, and spreading chlamydia through all the members. Do you want chlamydia? Then don't join the fluffy pinks
You make baby Jesus cry
CRY PINK TEARS!!!