My contract has all sorts of great benefits in it.
The company car, for starters...
My contract has all sorts of great benefits in it.
The company car, for starters...
Crime can steal you a hybrid.
Do I get weekends and public holidays off?
And can I take the relativitiy condenser laser home?
No, but you get a nice basket of Valencia oranges.
I want a football team ;_;
Let's go for a fun run!
I've figured it out, Dr Yams!
YOUR CAVES ARE CARPETED SO THAT YOU CAN GENERATE STATIC ELECTRICITY!
It's how I power my electromagnetic laser pointed at France. That and a little lamp on my desk.
AND THAT'S WHY YOU ARE HOLDING FRED ASTAIRE HOSTAGE WITH FUZZY SOCKS ON HIS FEET TAP DANCING!
If I could be a superhero
I wold be justice guy
Making sure people get what they deserve
Especially women who lie
Like if a wife left her husband
With three kids and no job
To run off to Hawaii
With some doctor named bob
You can skin them and drain them of blood so they die
Especially bob
Then you would be justice guy
Or you could be more sutle
No, I didn’t mean to be vague
Give her the mad cow disease
Let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their terrible lies
Especially Bob
Then You would be Justice Guy
Yes then you would be a super hero like me
That doesn't sound very super at all...
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
Justice is always super. Even if its a little mean at times.
It is unfortunate that I have not seen this thread until now. (This explains the sudden influx of heros at EoFF)
Is it still too late to sign up? If not, sign me up. The only name I can come up with is Bachman, which kinda blows, so if you can think of anything better go ahead and change my name. I don't care what my powers are, but if they were music related I wouldn't complain. I can patrol the Writers Corner if you like.
chaos: In the same pool as nik0tine... can I sign up?
Rubedo: Name? Well Trumpet Thief seems to stick, actually.
It is never too late to be a hero!
Artist Gallery is full. Do you like the early FF games?
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
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