Justice League of the Internet

[Del Murder]

Have you ever wanted to be a super hero? This is your chance!

Greetings citizens! Your friendly neighborhood Super Delete here, extending a warm welcome for you to join the heralded super-team, The Justice League of the Internet.

'But Uncle SD,' you ask, 'how can I join the JLI? I have no super powers!' Not true, Johnny. Everyone has a power, something they can do better than everybody else. Search yourself and you will find it!

Joining is simple. Just provide your superhero name, your power, and and which section you wish to patrol in your neverending battle against e-crime! If you cannot come up with this information, and still wish to join, fear not! It will be provided for you. It may be more fun to see what hidden powers you never knew you had, and what name we can come up with, but it's up to you.

This party is a proud proponent of:
Truth
Justice
Puppies

This party is currently against:
Evil
Jet engines

Current roster:
Super Delete (Del Murder) - power of deletion (leader)
Hawkman (Hawkeye) - super-sight, and perhaps x-ray vision (particularly through articles of clothing)
Palindroma (Miriel) - seductive dancing, hair whip of doom
Ironicles (Lindy) - Master of Lolgic, scathing rhetoric.
Psychic Hornet (Bert) - Telescopic vision, Psychic, Electrical generation/control
The Dude (Sexy McAwesome) - Makes killer white russians, wields Bowling Ball of Pacifism, and has the power to abide
Gir Guy (eternal essence) - Shoot Gir plushies, and kicks people in the crotch area
The Lone Forest Ranger (ForestOwl) - Power of flight, ability to control nature
Torren McHasselhoffgard III (DJZen) - Biting wit and sarcasm of doom
White Swan (Starlight Angel) - Healing and holy magic
Space Bandito (Mitch) - Power of space, whatever the hell that is, maybe he can compress space or something
Brave Heart Lion (lionx) - the power to care
Pyrolad (Flamethrower) - Throws flames (duh)
Super! Ome (Omecle) - Time manipulation, luck, water control
Captain WTF!? (Yeargdribble) - pondering the randomness of the world
Kaped Koopa (Bowser) - indestructible shell
Postcard Bandita (Calliope) - ultra glare, stuffed animal army
Multiple Personality Man (Trumpet Thief) - creates doubles of him self that just sit and talk to each other...and laugh maniacally
The Extraordinary Gentleman (Behold the Void) - Just...EXTRAORDINARY!
theundeadhero - Highly charismatic to all things undead, looks great in a wig, flies

Sidekicks:
Rengori
Green Lighter (nik0tine)

Sections needing patrol:

General 1 - Hawkman, The Dude, Ironicles
General 2 - Palindroma, Postcard Bandita, Pyrolad
Staff/Reference - Uncle SD, Space Bandito, The Extraordinary Gentleman
Final Fantasy: The First Generation - Torren McHasselhoffgard III, Kaped Koopa, theundeadhero
Final Fantasy: The Second Generation - The Lone Forest Ranger, Brave Heart Lion, Super! Ome
The World is Square...and Enix - Gir Guy, White Swan, Multiple Personality Man

Eyes on Final Fantasy still needs your help!

[Hawkeye]

Oh my god this is tempting.

[Del Murder]

Yours would be an easy name to make, too, Hawkman!

[escobert]

ha! good thing I'm evil

[Hawkeye]

Ok Super Delete, I want to be a super hero! For the internets!

Sorry Psy, but duty calls.

[Rase]

What if your name isn't Johnny?

[Del Murder]

Johnny represents the child inside us all. Now, my old nemesis K.I.S.H.I 9000, literally had a child inside him, but I can't tell that story at a family board. Oh no.

Welcome aboard Hawkman! Is there a particular section you would like to patrol?

[Hawkeye]

Hawkman will patrol General Chat!

[-N-]

I thought superheroes were above politics, not subject to them.
Which kinda sucks, because I wanted to sign up. :\

[Miriel]

Name: Palindroma!
Power: Some sort of seductive dance. Also slaps people with looong tangly hair.
Section I want to patrol: General 2

Man, The Justice League of the Internet has one sexy logo.

[Del Murder]

Welcome Palindroma, fair mistress of the backwards-forwards universe!

Here are some other versions of our official logo:

PNG format


Small size

[My name is...something..?]

Shoot.
This is very tempting.

[Del Murder]

You should join if only for the reason that it would be a challenge to come up with your superhero name.

But if you all have made prior obligations to legions, the JLI understands. This is why you don't join up on the first day!

[Miriel]

Haha, hair whip of doom? I like.

[Leeza]

Yes, very cool banners.

Good luck with your fight against Jet Engines, super heros.

Please do not harm any balloons!