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    These blueprints will be easy to get hold of, as of course, time machines are made all the time


    there was a picture here

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    Boy am I an unfunny ass.

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    Push it to the limit! How many times have you done this? I guess this isn't a joke?
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    I stand corrected


    there was a picture here

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    do you have rocket packs?
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    I hope you have done this once before.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    YOU NEED THE FLUX CAPACITOR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkman
    YOU NEED THE FLUX CAPACITOR
    1.21 Jigawatts?!?! How could I create something so unstable?!
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    By stroking it gently
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    Quote Originally Posted by Space Bandito
    By stroking it gently
    Yes, but dont forget the human sacrifice to the jaguar god.

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    Don't forget 88 miles per hour is the key.......

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    I'm planning on building a form of transport that can go as fast/faster than light-speed. I will buy a cheap car and modify it so it can go at that spped. I am also needing a large strip of land.

    Please send any donations in the mail to:

    Mr. Hobo
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    NSW Australia

    Cash or Cheque accepted.

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    I'll send that heck for $4,000,000,000.

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    Awesome, when I was 12 I considered of making my own blue prints for a time machine, but people just said stuff like 'Tch, your a girl, and what the hell? Time machines aren't real!' or they just laughed. Stupid people...grrr...anyway, have you actually had practice, like making little things just for practice, because you abso-posi-need that experience. :P Good luck!
    I send subliminal messages.

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    This thread makes me laugh.

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