Help me build a time machine

**NeoCracker** · 02-09-2006, 11:34 AM

Hah, none have you ever completely made a time machine. Without the key ingridiant you can never return from the past, which is the only way you can travel. Trust me, I have built one. For fuel you need super unleaded with one other ingridiet, though I may not say as the weak of heart may feighnt. All I will tell you is Tangle Trees hate this stuff.

**Bart's Friend Milhouse** · 02-09-2006, 01:20 PM

find yourself a wormhole (apparently reverses time by about 3 seconds)

**Madame Adequate** · 02-09-2006, 01:36 PM

Travel into the future is easy. You just need to approach light speed.

The past is harder. I mean, I've never even seen a DeLorean. They're hard as hell to get.

**Lindy** · 02-09-2006, 01:38 PM

And they used five or so in Back to the Future, several of which were gutted (no engine and whatnot) and one of which was destroyed.

Which leaves you at a number close to "%^&* all left".

**Jess** · 02-09-2006, 04:01 PM

A time machine? Pah! I already have 12!

**Shoden** · 02-09-2006, 05:07 PM

They arent so hard to build, getting the damn things to work is the hard thing, I've got many riches from the past.

**Munition** · 02-09-2006, 09:13 PM

Speaking of witch I need to back to the past Once more I tell you Jessie James Just keeps getting his ass killed for some reason ;\ *puts hands in the air* Well I guess thats what you get for tring to help.

**KentaRawr!** · 02-09-2006, 09:41 PM

Remember to put in the crystals.

Just wait until your older. In the future, the fountain of youth will be found under the empire state building, and time-machines will be built to go into the past and find it sooner. In fact, I do believe the fountain of youth was just discovered by President Georgina Bush. (In the future, we will go back in time to change Bush's gender before he is born...

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**themagicroundabout** · 02-09-2006, 09:49 PM

I'll help you build this time "machine" if you help me build a fully functioning toaster!

**Shlup** · 02-09-2006, 10:27 PM

**Rengori** · 02-09-2006, 10:57 PM

Napoleon Dynamite's an awesome movie.

**escobert** · 02-09-2006, 11:38 PM

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

haha

**Gnostic Yevon** · 02-10-2006, 12:34 AM

http://www.johntitor.com/

aparently time travel does work and people from the future need old PC monitors.

**SilverWind** · 02-11-2006, 12:02 AM

I will serve you in this life and next, Dr. Hobo.

**Madame Adequate** · 02-11-2006, 02:29 AM

Originally Posted by Ironicles

And they used five or so in Back to the Future, several of which were gutted (no engine and whatnot) and one of which was destroyed.

Which leaves you at a number close to "%^&* all left".

I know. And it makes me cry like a small girl with a skinned knee to know such things.

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