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    Hide your wallet The Shoeless Hobo's Avatar
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    Default Help me build a time machine

    If there is any EOFF members that would like to share blueprints on how to build a time machine, please do so. I am interested in building a time machine, in my backyard if neccesary. Any tips or Information to help me on my journey of self discovery, please enlighten me.

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    Is safety guaranteed? Shall I bring my own weapons?
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    I have a flux copasitor under my bed if you want it...

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    I will be your time machine if you will be my snuggle bunny.

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    here's a wrench, and a saw. Don't worry, they'll never know I took em!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxx Power
    Is safety guaranteed? Shall I bring my own weapons?
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    Get yourself some shoes first.

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    Big Ben is a timemachine. A machine that displays time. I don't have any blueprints tho', but looking at it should give a pretty good idea.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kaggski
    I have a flux copasitor under my bed if you want it...
    A third rate flux copasitor is nothing compared to a genuine flux capacitor.
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    You're gonna need some Uranium to watse yourself back and forth and to screw the time stream. I have plenty of the stuff, Some happened to spill on Psy in a food fight I challenged him too, so err don't mind his mutation it's perfectly safe.

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    first you must help me finish the disintergration cannon
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    I got an email from a guy once that was trying to build a time machine. he didn't have all the parts he needed though.

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    Del Murder has been working on a time machine for awhile now. You should ask him for some tips.

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