I mow the frickin' entire neighbourhood, 'cause lots of old women live here, and whenever they hear me mowing my lawn,
they come rushing over with Cookies & Cash (C&C) and flirts with me and tries to make me mow their lawn too.
I'm your friendly neighbourhood garden boy.
Luckily living in a small inner city flat, my garden consists of a 150ft drop onto concrete. I don't have to mow it.
Go me.
Word/s.
Whenever we get a letter saying "Mow your lawn, it's too long". Because, you know, the fate of this Coast Guard base hinges on the tidiness of lawns that almost no one see.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
Once every 2 weeks, 3 weeks, something like that.
OOC: Which killjoy cut out all references to emo? (and it's ooced so you can't silence THIS lone voice of truth )
I don't! I also spend half my time trying to persuade them to not get the grass cut at all; it's so pretty when it grows tall! When it grows, there's little wheaty things that come up with it, and tiny little purple flowers, and odd dandelion like creatures I like blowing on.
When they mow the lawn, it is a mass massacre of all these nice things.DON'T MOW. Trust me.
Everyday cause it's like, my job.
We don't have a lawn but I mow the concrete ever weekend
:mario::luigi:
We have people who come around once a week to take care of the lawn and the garden and the trees.
wednesday was landscaping day in lafayette. I remember it well.
We mow our yard about once a week or so in summer. Never in teh winter lol.
Originally Posted by Psychotic
OOC: Which killjoy cut out all references to emo? (and it's ooced so you can't silence THIS lone voice of truth
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Once a week but I haven't mowed it in several months.
We have gravel. I mow the gravel every third Sunday. I wear eye protection.
SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER
I can't remember the last time we did it...The grass looks short enough.
I call it,
"CUTTING THE GRASS"
Never. We pay someone to come and cut our lawn every 5 weeks. Yay for Jims Mowing.
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