i agree with jess
So Psychotic, how old really are you??
i agree with jess
So Psychotic, how old really are you??
No, that's not my new angle, whore.Originally Posted by Psychotic
Kurt Vonnegut sent me to post that poem here.
Us guys are easy to please. Money, machinery, something to do with sports, or a new Pink Panther DVD is always what we need. Women ARE hard to shop for, even if the holiday is aimed at us manipulating them. If you can figure out what a woman is thinking, you should have no problem getting her a gift. We can't do that, not that it stops women from reading OUR minds.
We are not THAT hard to shop for! unlike you men! a girl wants to get something Perfect for the person EVERY time... For example me anything Harry potter, Chronicles of narnia OR Final Fantasy related and i will luv ya forevas
Quoted for truth, lol
You know what Tavorbel, me and you seem pretty easy to please...
My Friends Thank Oh Lovely Rye For It Is With Her Does This Request Stand
And Only Her Does Jaffar Think Of When He Resites This Tale
The Brave Hamete Reined His Steed And From The Crupper Bent,
To Greet Fair Tartagona, Who Saw Him With Content,
The Daughter Of Zulema, Who Had Many A Foe Repelled
From The Castle On The Hill, Which He In Archidora Held;
For Six-And-Thirty Years He Kept The Roman Dogs At Bay,
A Watchful Warden, Fearless Of the Stoutest Foes' Array.
And Now Adown The Well-Known Path, A Secret Path And Sure,
Led By The Noble Lady, Hurried The Gallant Moor.
The Sentinels Beneath The Wall Were Careless, Or They Slept;
They Heeded Not Hamete As Down The Slope He Crept.
And When He Reached The Level Plain, Full Twenty Feet Away,
He Hobbled Fast His Courser, Lest He Should Farther Stray.
Then To The Berber Lady He Turned, As If To Speak,
Only Horror Did He See,A Woman In Chains So Blantly In Pain, And When He Saw Her Cried Out To Her In Vain,From Head To Toe Strangeled In Iron Chain. Crept To To Her And Around Her Waist He Flung His Arms And Kissed Her On The Cheek.
“O Goddess Of My Heart,” He Said, “By Actions I Will Prove,
If Thou Wilt Name Some High Emprise, How Faithful Is My Love!
And In Granada I Am Great, And Have Much Honored Been,
In Antequera's Castle He Well The Marches Kept.
Jarifa Was A Captive Maid, He Loved Jarifa Well,
And Oft The Maiden Visited Within Her Prison Cell.
And, If The Thing With Honor And Virtuous Heart May Be,
What He Did With Jarifa, That Would I Do With thee.”
A Star Was Shining Overhead Apon The Breast Of Night,
The Warrior Turned His Course, And Led The Lady By Its Light.
They Reached The Foot Of One Tall Rock, And Stood Within The Shade,
Where Thousand Thousand Ivy Leaves A Bovver Of Beauty Made.
They Heard The Genet Browsing And Stamping As He Fed,
And Smiling Love His Pinions Over The Lovers Spread.
But Where They Reached The Pleasant Bower, They Saw Before Them Stand,
Armed To The Teeth,And With Blood Lust And With Frowning Face, A Strange And Savage Band.
HAHAHAHAHAHA My Friends I Will Need To Finish This Tale Later For Jaffar Has Grown Weary Indeed But What Lovely Tale It Is So I Will Finnish It Later My Friends.Do You Not Think So?
It's the Valentine's day Aura, woman!
Jaffar, that's quality stuff. *steals*
HAHA!
Tavrobel Be my valentine!
This is probably best sent in a PM, and Tavrobel there is no point in quoting yourself. xD
Sorry to be a modwhore and such guys, but somebodys gotta do it!
Jaffar, your story is awesome so far - I can't wait for the rest. :grinpink:
It's alright. And I quoted myself so I wouldn't have to type it again.This is probably best sent in a PM, and Tavrobel there is no point in quoting yourself. xD
Sorry to be a modwhore and such guys, but somebodys gotta do it!
Jaffar, your story is awesome so far - I can't wait for the rest. :grinpink:
XDHAHA!
Tavrobel Be my valentine!
Awesome story, Jaffar! Not only are you a warrior, but a writer!
That was my point. That you didn't have to say it again, as you already had. xD
Back on topic: I don't have plans for Valentines day yet, and it is Valentines day. I'll probably end up sleeping most of it, as it is nearly 2am and I'm not asleep yet. Other than that, I have a dentist appointment, but I might go and see my boyfriend later on in the evening for a while.
Thank You Rye But Truly I Am Only Mimicing The Tales Of My People A Story Told To Jaffar By The Mountain And Within The Mountain Layed Jaffar To Hear It From The Beauty Of "Asad"
so Tavrobel yes or no?
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