You're going to Hell for that one.
I'm always bruised. Either I bruise way too easily or I'm just totally clumsy.![]()
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I'm not a klutz, but I know people who are. Mostly girls. I think there's a "lack of coordination" gene that only females can have.
As a female gymnast, I laugh at such a suggestion. :laugh:Originally Posted by Raistlin
I said "can have" not "always have."![]()
Yeah I'm a pretty big klutz I guess. Just today I took a nasty spill at work when I slipped on a snowy spot.
Oh I see, I thought you meant can have, as in their their only ones that can have it, rather than can have, as in they might do.Originally Posted by Raistlin
I have a terrible habit of knocking stuff over. It's constantly happening and everything just keeps breaking! I drop this keyboard at least once a day, a break a glass about once a week. ;_;
i nearly trip, but almost always catch myself before i hit the ground
and just ten minutes ago my sleeve caught on my sister's laptop, and knocked it over, i just barely caught it. that as scary.
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I tend to walk into stuff and make a little squeak when I do. I'm very well balanced, it's hard to make me fall.
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Originally Posted by Rye
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I work at a CD store.
Now our CD store went through a flood about a year ago.
We have yet to change the carpet.
So where the ..stickyness was becoming unstuck from the carpet.. it developed a nice rip as it began to wear down..
A rip that now flaps up, and presents a safety hazard that our corporate office doesn't deem important enough to replace.
So as I'm walking down the store, CDs stacked high in my arms ready to be put into the catelogue.. I come wandering up to said rip in the carpet and during mid-stride, get my right foot caught under it.. go to lift foot..
And BAM! 130lbs of a Jessicat suddenly got launched into the air and went flying across several feet of store. Cds went everywhere.
.... I felt like a complete idiot.
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And God said: E=(1/2) mv^2 - (Ze^2)/r, and there was light.
I tend to walk into walls
WALLS I say. INANIMATE, BLARINGLY WHITE WALLS!!
*idiot*![]()