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    This is calling out to all you klutz out there. I myself am one, and now I ask of you to share moments of klutziness with the rest of us.

    As of 40 minutes ago I was putting away my stuff from my mid term as I tilted my white-out bottle, unfortunately I forgot to close it. This resulted of me getting white-out all over my hand. Then whiping it on my glove due to the fact I needed to use that hand. Then I tried to wash it off after I came out of the room, but I did not manage to get it all. CURSE YOU BIC FOR MAKING WHITE-OUT DRYING SO FAST!

    Anyways, I am a klutz.


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    I don't really drop things or knock things over a lot, I just have really bad balance a lot, so I'm always tripping around, up the stairs, walking into walls, etc. xD


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    I tend to walk into things...walls, etc.
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    Positive side of falling up the steps Rye is that according to superstition it means you will get married soon ^_^


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
    Positive side of falling up the steps Rye is that according to superstition it means you will get married soon ^_^
    Really? That's good, because I fall up the stairs a lot! xD


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    Im so clumsy.
    Im always falling over and dropping things.
    I hate it

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    A week ago or so, I knocked SK's dinner all over the floor. That's the most clumsy thing I've done in ages!

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    Once I slammed the car door on my head. Then another time I just fell over for no reason. Or when I tripped over a litterbox and nearly fell down the stairs.

    Or about the dozen or so times I've fallen down the stairs.

    Yeah. I'm a klutz. *too many times to remember all of them*
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    I'm a klutz, but usually to comic effect. Like this one time when I had spent most of the day carefully preparing a trifle which I left on the side in the kitchen. What I didn't notice is that a spoon was wedged underneath that was sticking up. As I went to wash up a bowl I was washing became too soapy and flew up in the air. It landed in the drainer, shattering and sending a small shard that impacted with the kettle with enough force, causing it to tip over onto the spoon. Thusly one floor trifle was served for the bin to eat.
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    I have a miraculous habit of doing things such as falling down the stairs, but only sustaining slight injuries. I also occasionally trip over myself.

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    I trip over myself and stumble so much people say im drunk.

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    I'm always falling over and tripping. I've walked into a glass door before.

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    I tend to walk into walls. And twist my ankle every couple of weeks. Especially in all this snow we got.

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    I was trying to open the Super Glue and squirted it straight up my arm and across my face. Super Glue.

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