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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    This is just what EoFF needed: A football banter thread.

    Now let's all insult Newcastle. Boumsong, hahaha.
    I miss Graeme Souness. He was the one man capable of achieving my dream: getting Newcastle relegated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    This is just what EoFF needed: A football banter thread.

    Now let's all insult Newcastle. Boumsong, hahaha.
    Why bother when their own players are willing to do it themselves?
    ...Geddit?

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    If it wasn't for Shay Given and Scott Parker, and maybe Michael "Oh my, I've been injured and will be back just in time to get in a run of games before the World Cup. How unfortunate!" Owen, they'd be below Birmingham at least.

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    "arise sir alan you have been knighted"
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    No way. Any team with Emile Heskey is scientifically proved to suck 73% more than if it was Heskeyless. This is clearly Steve Bruce's problem.

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    There's also the fact that he's an idiot. Bruce that is, not Heskey. I'm sure Emile is in actuality a genius, who could've gone on to be a university professor (he'd look very dapper in a tweed jacket) but knew he'd make more money as a lazy footballer instead.

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    speaking of university is it true that Adrian Mutu holds a Masters in Mathematics?
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    If by "Mathematics" you mean "cocaine", then definitely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    If it wasn't for Shay Given and Scott Parker, and maybe Michael "Oh my, I've been injured and will be back just in time to get in a run of games before the World Cup. How unfortunate!" Owen, they'd be below Birmingham at least.
    We'll try and beat them for you next week.
    Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.

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    No way man, Birmingham have got DJ CAMPBELL! He was that one who played for yeading against Newcastle last season. I can see him getting into the World Cup the way he's going!

    P.S I love Mika Richards with all my heart but Darius Vassell makes me angry

    Edit: Mika Richards got my heart 25% for saving us from a travesty and 75% for then saying "F**kin" on Live National television
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    DJ Campbell's real name is Derek. I can't help but be amused.

    And yes, god bless that little bundle of love, Micah Richards, if only because he has the highest squad number ever. What the hell is with half the City team having their numbers over 40 anyway, Dan?

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    i believe i can field that one.
    You see whenever a player gets some time on the pitch he gets a little bit of recognition. Given that he plays well die-hard fans will wanna buy a shirt with his name on it, thus leading to extra cash if there are more number's or letters in his name. Kapisch?
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    He's not as bad as that crazy Turkish guy with a number 77. What exactly made him think that would be cool?
    "The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."

    Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.

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    That would be Coco and isn't he Italian
    Anyway I think Portugal's ex number one keeper Vitor Baia had 99 on his shirt, what makes him so special to do that?
    The cheek of some people!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Port Regulator mobiletype
    That would be Coco and isn't he Italian
    Wasn't thinking of Coco, but it's a stupid number regardless of who wears it. This isn't ice hockey.
    "The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."

    Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.

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