I can't sing.

Which makes it all the more tempting. I'd be totally deadpan, play it straight, act like I thought I was awesome as I murdered some classic Sinatra or something, and then grin like an idiot until the judges stopped laughing at me. After which, I would argue with them, call them names, and so forth, and inform them that they have absolutely no capacity to recognize talent.

But yeah... I lost most of my respect for AI after Carrie Underwear beat Bo Bice. You think voting Bush in over Kerry was bad? This was a million times more of an indictment of democracy.