How to defeat the dragon in Hollow Bastion without doing anything:
Don't bother getting up to that bit.

How to get 1 munny in 5 years:
Be lazy and not play the game for 5 years.

How to get the Dream Sword:
Make it out of cardboard. Der.

How to make sure you don't eat your gummi ship:
Remind yourself that it's not sweet or squishy.

How to get Kingdom Hearts for free without stealing from the shops:
Steal your friend's copy instead.

How to defeat Captain Hook in Neverland:
Defeat him by poking him to death and setting his behind on fire. Works every time.