hmm injuries....god where to start....

*Broken all my fingers (not thumbs but fingers) first 3 were broken in an ice skating accident they could have been cut off
*Right Ankle
*3 ribs (fractures)
*left hand knuckles
*Nose (ice skating again)
*Funny Bone (right elbow took 3 fractures)
*Toes (all of them)

but the worst injury I ever had and probably will suffer is:

Shattered upper Jaw between the canines 4 major breaks and 3 fractures plus the knocking out of 2 teeth (I was 17/18 and stood up for my sister against her then boy friend when he went to hit her)