The Simpsons Thread

[Death Penalty]

Yeah i have a few quotes i like
Some good ones from Homer are
(building a barbecue pit) "English side ruined! Must use French instructions! (reading) "Le'grill"?!! What the hell is that?!!!?!"

"Aah! Hey, get off my sugar. Bad bees! Bad! Ow! Oww!! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow."

"Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me... and maybe the boy!"

"Once I kill you, everyone will think I'm the real Homer!" (From the episode where Homer is threatened and side show Bob comes to help find out who the would be killer is. Bob makes a dummy Homer outside and watches who all comes and attacks it, Homer is one of the attackers).

Homer: Hello, My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me...
Post Officer: Okay, Mr. Burns...what is your first name?
Homer: I don't know...

So many good quotes from that show.

Thank you so much I forgot about those.
Lisa: Bart you and Jessica are too different to get along lets face it shes the reverends sweet daughter and your the devils cavanna boy.
Bart: Jessica youre turning me into a criminal when all I want is to be a petty criminal
Homer: Bart if you can look me in the eye and tell me you didnt take the money thats all I need Ill believe
Bart I didnt take the money
Homer Why you litttle*begins strangling bart