The Simpsons Thread

[Mo-Nercy]

Who Shot Mr. Burns?:

Lisa: This suit burns better. Look.
Wiggum: ?
Lisa: "Better look. Burns suit."
Wiggum: "I'm not following ya."
Lisa: "Burn's suit! Burn's suit!"
Wiggum: "...huh?"
Lisa: "Look at Burn's suit! Yeeeeesh!"

Same episode:

Grandpa: "Yeah, Smingers did it! Now where's my hat, I'm going to the outhouse."
Lisa: "We don't have an outhouse."
Homer: "My toolshed!"

Some episode about the Simpson's money issues:

FInancial Consultant: "You need a financial planner."
Homer: "Financial panther ay?"
Homer's imagination: "Get 'im Sheeba!"

More when I think of them. xD

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

(there's just been a raid at the Springfield Retirement Castle, bulletholes scatter the walls of the room)
Jasper: Was that me or was that you?

(later on)
Smithers: (as Bart) I'll be in the car dudes

[Mythra]

The one based on the movie "Catch me if you can" (i think thats the name of it). On the school bus, Ralph asks Bart and Lisa why they can't be friends like him and his finger. He goes to stick the finger in his nose and pokes himself in the eye. He's then all like "You have betrayed me for the last time" and takes a pair of scissors to the finger. Great stuff

[Dreddz]

I still like the Simpsons, Was at its peak somewhere in the middle of the show. The start wasnt very good, the middle was hilarious, and the recent episodes are still great, but not as funny.
Best quote....

trab pu kcip , trab pu kcip

Best Moment....
Bart telling Homer he is the best Dad ever, then Homer asks him to remove a skate from the lawn mower,
when Bart is about to remove the skate, the lawn mower shreds it apart as the engine turns on again.

meh, Nevermind

Hilarious.

[Madame Adequate]

Burns.

Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.

As punishment for your desertion, it is company policy to give you the plague.

Legs (I think?) and Johnny Tightlips.

Johnny, where'd the hit ya?
I ain't sayin' nothin'.
What do I tell the doctor?
Tell him to go suck a lemon.

Professor Frink.

PI IS EXACTLY THREE!!! (to get the attention of a group of chattering scientists) Sorry it had to come to that.

[Nick Schovitz]

The Simpsons have gotten alot worse now adays, I like the old episodes, a couple of my favorites are the episode when Homer meets his half brother for the 1st time and another one is the episode when Bart had a crush on his babysitter and he dreamt that she stomped on his heart literally and kicked it.


Oh and let's not forget the Halloween specials.

[Death Penalty]

Bart: you mean I have the shining right
Willie: No the shinning you wanna get sued

[Medi]

Constance Harm: "Aw, I can't resist that look, you remind me of me when I was a little boy."
Snake: "Did she just say she used to be a dude?"

It's from the episode when Homer and Bart were tethered together, and at the end, Bart was pleading for mercy from Constance... or something like that

[black orb]

>>> Fav character: Lenny..
Fav Simpsons related thing: Flanders`Leftorium..

[Crow]

Bart: "What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it."

Homer:I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down"

Homer:"I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"

[Heath]

"My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"

"Hmm. What would the captain say in this situation?"
"Don't fire the torpedoes."
"Fire the torpedoes!"

"The Soviet Union will be pleased to offer you amnesty to your wayward sailors."
"Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up?"
"Yes! That's what we wanted you to think! Hahahahaha!"
(Switch to shots of tanks, soldiers, Berlin Wall springing up and Lenin resurrected growling "Must... crush... capitalism!")

"Tell me, Simpson. What do you want out of life?"
"I want peas"
"Yes, we all want peace. But what's the best way to get peace?"
"With a knife!"
"Exactly! Not with the olive branch but with the machete! Simpson, I've really taken a shine to you. You're like the son I never had."
"And you're like the father I never visit."

Sorry, only episode I've watched in ages.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: [worried] That's bad.
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.
Homer: [stares]
Owner: That's bad.

Homer: Welcome to the Internet, my friend, how can I help you?
Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet
connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be
able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token
ring ethernet LAN configuration?
Homer: [stares blankly for a few seconds] Can I have some money now?

[Mythra]

Bart: There's your boyfriend Lisa (Points to comic book store guy, who then licks food off of his shoe)
Lisa:There's your girlfriend Bart (points to the crazy cat lady who finds a baby in her cart full of cats)
Bart: Well you love moleman
Lisa: No, you love him, your gay for moleman
Bart: No, your gay for moleman
Moleman: No ones gay for moleman
Ahhh great stuff, great stuff indeed

[The Prophet]

Bart: There's your boyfriend Lisa (Points to comic book store guy, who then licks food off of his shoe)
Lisa:There's your girlfriend Bart (points to the crazy cat lady who finds a baby in her cart full of cats)
Bart: Well you love moleman
Lisa: No, you love him, your gay for moleman
Bart: No, your gay for moleman
Moleman: No ones gay for moleman

I just saw the episode tonight. That was some great stuff.

Chief Wiggum: You want some chicken?

[Brian The Pink Shark]

(from the Pie-man episode)
Homer(Pie man)- Ive run out of Pie related puns!