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  1. 02-21-2006, 11:09 PM #1
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    Default The Simpsons Thread

    Hi
    First of all lets make sure we're talking about the cartoon Simpsons and not some other family (i.e. your next door neighbours)

    I'm sure there are a lot of Simpsons fans out there, so why not post all your most memorable moments and quotes from the show here as many times as you want, for all the other Simpsons fans to laugh it all up when they read this thread
    ...Geddit?
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    "D'oh"
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    *points to name* That episode.
    There is no signature here. Move along.
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  4. 02-22-2006, 12:04 AM #4
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    Quote from the great man, Homer J. Simpson, "Homer no function beer well without"
    Ahhh, great stuff
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    Quote from homer:If the bible has taught us anything and it hasnt its that girls should stick to girls sports like foxyboxy wrestling, Hot oil wrestling and such and such
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    Don't ANY of you forget to watch MetallicA's guest appearence in the Simpsons sometime in May.
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  7. 02-22-2006, 12:48 AM #7
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    Yeah i have a few quotes i like
    Some good ones from Homer are
    (building a barbecue pit) "English side ruined! Must use French instructions! (reading) "Le'grill"?!! What the hell is that?!!!?!"

    "Aah! Hey, get off my sugar. Bad bees! Bad! Ow! Oww!! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow."

    "Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me... and maybe the boy!"

    "Once I kill you, everyone will think I'm the real Homer!" (From the episode where Homer is threatened and side show Bob comes to help find out who the would be killer is. Bob makes a dummy Homer outside and watches who all comes and attacks it, Homer is one of the attackers).

    Homer: Hello, My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me...
    Post Officer: Okay, Mr. Burns...what is your first name?
    Homer: I don't know...

    So many good quotes from that show.
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    I like the one when Homer imagines getting married to himself. Oh man, I connected with him on so many levels on that episode.
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    "It tastes like grandma..."
    "It does taste like grandma!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by look_out_below
    Yeah i have a few quotes i like
    Some good ones from Homer are
    (building a barbecue pit) "English side ruined! Must use French instructions! (reading) "Le'grill"?!! What the hell is that?!!!?!"

    "Aah! Hey, get off my sugar. Bad bees! Bad! Ow! Oww!! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow."

    "Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me... and maybe the boy!"

    "Once I kill you, everyone will think I'm the real Homer!" (From the episode where Homer is threatened and side show Bob comes to help find out who the would be killer is. Bob makes a dummy Homer outside and watches who all comes and attacks it, Homer is one of the attackers).

    Homer: Hello, My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me...
    Post Officer: Okay, Mr. Burns...what is your first name?
    Homer: I don't know...

    So many good quotes from that show.
    Thank you so much I forgot about those.
    Lisa: Bart you and Jessica are too different to get along lets face it shes the reverends sweet daughter and your the devils cavanna boy.
    Bart: Jessica youre turning me into a criminal when all I want is to be a petty criminal
    Homer: Bart if you can look me in the eye and tell me you didnt take the money thats all I need Ill believe
    Bart I didnt take the money
    Homer Why you litttle*begins strangling bart
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  11. 02-22-2006, 10:38 AM #11
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    "yeah a dog like that you'd have to feed every day" -HJS

    "Extended warrenty how can i lose"- HJS

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    When they find the Angel skeleton and they think the world is coming to an end.

    I cant remember any quotes from the epidsode but damn was it funny.

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    Homer at Troy Maclure and Selma's wedding.

    "Na-na-na-na-nah-HEY!"
    And the jury duty episode:

    Principal Skinner: "I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. And if I find out that you cut school, your head is mine."
    Homer: "And I know you can read MY thoughts, boy. Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow, Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow, Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow."
    The episode on Lisa's Wedding:

    Chief Wiggum: "And behold, the legendary two headed hound born with only one head! Ooh. And what have we here, the fabled Esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit and the body...OF A RABBIT!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Venom
    When they find the Angel skeleton and they think the world is coming to an end.

    I cant remember any quotes from the epidsode but damn was it funny.
    Homer: Get your angel glowsticks, no one gets into heaven without one
    Flanders : I'll take 4

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    Homer: (about the ring toss game) How do we handle refunds?
    Homer: Gimme 10 rings!

    Wiggum: (trying to get a bribe) I'm sure we can reach some sort of understanding here
    Homer: (robotic) I understand!
    ...Geddit?
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