The Simpsons Thread

[Assassin_]

The greatest show ever to come out of an American TV studio, a true classic ^_^;;

Allthough the newer episodes are getting kinda stale... It was better for the first 10 years or so.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Homer: Mmm...sixty four slices of American cheese.
[Takes the stack to the table and sits down]
Sixty four...[eats it]
Sixty three...[eats it]
[Next morning]
Two...[eats it really slowly]
One...[eats it]
[Marge walks in]
Marge: [incredulous] Have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: [slurred] I think I'm blind...
Burns and Smithers were waiting patiently all night on the ceiling, but
their suction cups finally give out and they fall unceremoniously to the
floor. "Good day to you," says Burns, as the two of them brush
themselves off and leave.

and

Ramone 1: I'd just like to say this gig sucks!
Ramone 2: Hey, up yours, Springfield.
Ramone 1: One, two, three, four!
[Abrasive guitar music begins]
Happy Birthday to you! (Happy Birthday!)
Happy Birthday to you! (Happy Birthday!)
Happy Birthday, Burnsey,
Happy Birthday to you!
Ramone 3: Go to hell, you old bastard.
[The curtain falls]
Ramone 4: Hey, I think they liked us!

[Dreddz]

(As Bart is sleeping, Homer bursts in with a butcher knife and a tray)
Homer: (shouting and holding up the knife) BART, DO WANT SOME BROWNIES BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?!
(Bart screams)
Homer: Come on, let me cut you a brownie while they're still hot.
Bart: (sighs in relief) Dad, I'm kind of edgy right now. I'd appreciate you not running in my room screaming and brandishing a butcher knife.
Homer: Why? (brief pause) Oh, right, the Sideshow Bob thing. I'm sorry, boy. (kisses Bart and leaves)
(Suddenly, the door bursts open again, and Homer comes in wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw)
Homer: BART, DO YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?!
(Bart screams)
Homer: (turns off the chainsaw) Oh, sorry. What am I thinking?

[Brian The Pink Shark]

Homer: Yes i am the highly suggestable type

[Mythra]

(Scene is where Moe is playing with Maggie)
Moe: Well we can't play with tickle-me Elmo anymore
*goes to pick Elmo up*
Elmo: No means no!!!
*the Elmo doll punches Moe in the head*
Ahhh, great stuff from a great show

[Mittopotahis]

Class: Lisa likes Nelson.
Milhouse: She does not!
Class: Milhouse likes Lisa.
Janie: He does not!
Class: Janie likes Milhouse
Uter: She does not!
Class: Uter likes Milhouse
Teacher: Nobody likes Milhouse!

[Assassin_]

so... this isnt reelly "the simpsons thread" so much as "the simpsons quotes thread" :P

[ff8foreverzell]

"eat my shorts" by Bart Simpson

[Brian The Pink Shark]

so... this isnt reelly "the simpsons thread" so much as "the simpsons quotes thread" :P

we could turn it into a spam thread

[Endless]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2...100428,00.html

[fantasyjunkie]

my favorite episode was an oldie, when Bart stole the head off of that park stautue on a dare and the whole town, including the kids that dared him went into an uproar. and they caught him trying to bring it back ROFL!!!

[~SapphireStar~]

(As Bart is sleeping, Homer bursts in with a butcher knife and a tray)
Homer: (shouting and holding up the knife) BART, DO WANT SOME BROWNIES BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?!
(Bart screams)
Homer: Come on, let me cut you a brownie while they're still hot.
Bart: (sighs in relief) Dad, I'm kind of edgy right now. I'd appreciate you not running in my room screaming and brandishing a butcher knife.
Homer: Why? (brief pause) Oh, right, the Sideshow Bob thing. I'm sorry, boy. (kisses Bart and leaves)
(Suddenly, the door bursts open again, and Homer comes in wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw)
Homer: BART, DO YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?!
(Bart screams)
Homer: (turns off the chainsaw) Oh, sorry. What am I thinking?

I cried when I first watched that episode. Its my dads fav cause they are wearing shirts with "Witness Protection Programme" written on them! Its funny cause they are trying to get Bart away from SideShow Bob, best Simpsons villian ever!