A Christmas Story has forever instilled in me a respect for ducks.
A Christmas Story has forever instilled in me a respect for ducks.
One of my favorite jokes is a duck joke.
What do you get when you cross a duck with a duck? You get a duck.
Ducks are good. Geese are not. I was almost attacked by a Goose last year..............gave me the creeps
I HAVE A DUCK STORY.
So one time i had this crazy crush on this boy, this was way before Matt and it was maybe Junior year of high school (16-17 years old) and I realized nothing would ever happen. So I go to the park for this churchy cookout with friends and I kind of wander off cause everybody has someone they're lached onto (including my best friend and her boyfriend) so I go look at the ducks on the lake and just commune with nature as much as you can sitting at a fake lake beside a busy street. And I decide, you know what; it ain't so bad. Solitude is something people take for granted sometimes. Being alone is good for your thought process, it's good for your soul. And there are things in nature that get along just fine while they're alone. Like ducks! Right ducks?
I look over my shoulder.
And the ducks are having sex.
Needless to say, I scowled aplenty.
Signature by rubah. I think.
I'm making a mental note of everyone who makes a thread about birds or has any sort of bird related signature/avatar.
It's the bird flu is what it is.
Holy, the young Psychotic was quite similar to the old me when it comes to making threads. That is really scary. Was I programmed to emulate him?
Still think ducks are smashing, 16 years on.
There's some ducks round the lake where I go a-walkin' sometimes, and I swear to god they deliberately bully the swans.
That sounds like the wrong way round. Swans are vicious.
Originally Posted by Christmas
So they aren't complimenting me when they said I am like a swan.
And here I am otw to make my neck longer to make me closer to a swan.
Bypass the swan thing and become a giraffe!
I was looking into being a dragon but then I heard people uses that to describe their penis.
Who on gods green earth is describing their member using anything even vaguely draconic?
Steve, obviously
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