Warning! If read, this post could potentially cause nightmares an vomiting. I suggest you don't read it. I don't like old people, they give me the creeps. Their like the living dead. They are real life zombies. So imagine my horror when I was admitted into hospital recently, an had to share a room with some of them. But it gets worse..... When I arrived, this old woman immediately started stalking me. After bothering me for awhile, I ask her where the toilet is, she shows me where it is, then asks me what im going to do in there! I ignore her question, an am about to leave, when she says, do you want me to come with you?! I say, no thanks! An she attempts to follow me to the toilet anyway, but im too fast for her, an I lock the door behind me, before she can follow me in. When I exit the toilet, she is there waiting for me, an starts complimenting me on my looks. When we get back in the room, she starts asking me questions, but says she can't hear me across the other side of the room, so she asks me to come an sit on her bed. At first her conversation is quite innocent, an she's just talking to me about religion, but then her conversation quickly turns sexual! At this point im totally freaked out, an beginning to think she's got the hots for me. A short while later she starts harassing me to get changed for bed. I was going to go to the toilets to get changed, but this old woman somehow convinces me to get changed by my bed, an just to close the curtains around me. Just as I get down to my underwear, she comes in! As I attempt to cover myself up, she says, don't worry, I wouldn't mind seeing your naked body! Then she leaves. Then later on that night, im attempting to get to sleep, an she says to me, can't you sleep? I say no. An she says, think about something nice, an it will help you get to sleep. Then she says, what are you thinking about? I say, I can't really think of anything. What im actually thinking is, leave me alone you sick old pervert. Then she says she has a suggestion for me. She says, imagine a lovely fellow wants to take you somewhere nice abroad, there are nice palm trees, an beautiful beaches, an its nice an sunny, an the best thing is, ill let you go if you agree to keep your knickers on! I was well an truly horrified! Isn't that the sickest thing you've ever heard?!