Generate Random Garfield Comics

**edczxcvbnm** · 02-22-2006, 06:12 PM

Just make a new text document and paste this code into it. Save it so that it is an HTML document. Open it up and you have your random comics.

Attached are some of the example I have created using this generator.

Code:

&lt;html&gt;
&lt;head&gt;
&lt;title&gt;The Eagle_Fire Garfield Randomizer&lt;/title&gt;
&lt;style type='text/css'&gt;
td {
 overflow: hidden;
 text-align: left;
 vertical-align: top;
 max-height: 200px;
 max-width: 180px;
 }
img {
 positron: absolute;
 
 }
&lt;/style&gt;
&lt;/head&gt;
&lt;body&gt;
&lt;table border=1&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td width=200 height=180 id=td1&gt;&nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td width=200 height=180 id=td2&gt;&nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td width=200 height=180 id=td3&gt;&nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;input type=checkbox id=ck1&gt;Lock&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;input type=checkbox id=ck2&gt;Lock&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;input type=checkbox id=ck3&gt;Lock&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;
&lt;script language="JavaScript1.2"&gt;
function fmt(n) {
 n = Math.floor(n);
 if (n &lt; 10) return "0" + n;
 return n;
 }
function load() {
var t = new Array("td1", "td2", "td3");
var c = new Array("ck1", "ck2", "ck3");
for (i = 0; i &lt; t.length; i++) {
 if (document.getElementById(c[i]).checked) continue;
 year = 2001 + Math.random() * 4;
 month = Math.random() * 12 + 1;
 day = Math.random() * 30 + 1;
 panel = Math.random() * 3;
 if ((new Date(fmt(month) + "/" + fmt(day) + "/" + fmt(year))).getDay() == 0)
  day = (day + 1) % 31 + 1;
 if (month == 2 && day &gt; 28) day = 28;
 imgurl = "http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/" 
  + fmt(year) + "/ga" + fmt(year % 100) + fmt(month) + fmt(day) + ".gif";
 tu = document.getElementById(t[i]);
 tu.background = imgurl;
 tu.style.background = "url(" + imgurl + ") " + -200 * Math.floor(panel) + "px 0px";
 }
}
load();
&lt;/script&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;input type='button' value = "Go" onClick="load()"&gt;
&lt;/body&gt;
&lt;/html&gt;

***Psychotic*** · 02-22-2006, 07:01 PM

These are my best three.

I like the first one the best, because he's acting all wacky and trying to seem cool, and Garfield just shuts him down.

**Kawaii Ryûkishi** · 02-22-2006, 07:59 PM

The best part is that these are invariably a million times more entertaining than anything Jim Davis and his staff of ghostwriters have ever composed.

**Bart's Friend Milhouse** · 02-22-2006, 09:53 PM

lol these are quite funny, put some more up!

**TheAbominatrix** · 02-22-2006, 10:13 PM

"Garfield at Large", by Jim Davis. Now as you can see in this panel, Garfield doesn't care for Nermal. But like him or not, Nermal is here to stay! Or is he? Let's read on.

**Rye** · 02-22-2006, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

The best part is that these are invariably a million times more entertaining than anything Jim Davis and his staff of ghostwriters have ever composed.

Yes.

**Doomie** · 02-22-2006, 10:28 PM

Those of you who don't like the Garfield comics are gay.

EDIT: Much unlike Chuck Norris.

EDIT2: Seriously, Garfield comics are awesome.

**rubah** · 02-22-2006, 10:30 PM

Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

The best part is that these are invariably a million times more entertaining than anything Jim Davis and his staff of ghostwriters have ever composed.

No, you're thinking of those garfield strips with garfield's dialog removed.

I forget the word ascribed to them. Surrealist?

**Rengori** · 02-22-2006, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

The best part is that these are invariably a million times more entertaining than anything Jim Davis and his staff of ghostwriters have ever composed.

Ouch, that was cruel Kishi. Unfortunately, you're absolutely right.