Seriously, we need pictures.

I've roly-poly'ed head over heels down both the upwards and downwards escalator-ramps at a shopping mall and I've gone around Auckland City measuring things using a banana. Good times. Nothing quite like going into Sky City, the center of Auckland City, during an evening with loads of people in the city, and then proceeding to the elevator and measuring how many banana-lengths it is from one side of the door to the other.