Originally Posted by Jackpot
AHAH! The fusion of my two favorite words! You genius you!
Originally Posted by Jackpot
AHAH! The fusion of my two favorite words! You genius you!
Many thanks Christmas!
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I have a weird fortune cookie story.
So, this guy Mike (a family friend) and his family decided they wanted to move to Florida (he used to live a town over) so they moved there for a year until they decided that Florida is a horrible place compared to New York so they sent Mike up to look for houses back in NY near us again, so Mike lived with us for about two weeks looking for houses with us, and I found one on the computer that was really nice, and then he decided to buy it!
So, the night he bought it, we decided to celebrate and have some Chinese food, and his fortune cookie said something along the lines of "Today will be a good day for buying a house." I kid you not. That was pretty crazy. xD I think he still has the fortune.
Personally, I'd frame it.Originally Posted by Rye
Many thanks Christmas!
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I love fortune cookies, they are so yummy! I never really read the little slips of paper in them, though.![]()
I like fortune cookies only problem is when I trt to crack them open to get the paper out it crumbles to itty bitty peices.![]()
You have one day to live.
"Your life is bucketing down with rain, and it will never clear"
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I got a fortune cookie with a blank fortune in it once.![]()
"You will find true love in the post above you."
I think that's just something some people normally tell themselves. Maybe because the next phase in their life would always get busier and busier so there's less time for fun.
I wouldn't think too much into it.
There's slips of paper in them!?Originally Posted by Jess
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This just reminds me of a short film my friends and I planned to make a few years ago where some friends are eating Chinese food and then one of the guys finishes and opens his fortune cookie and inspects the fortune, close up on it "Your friend is eating your fortune cookie" and cut to close up of friend chowing down on the cookie. Good times.
I once got a cookie that didn't have any fortune in it so I called the place up and asked them if it meant I was gonna die. The lady was pretty confused, but she ensured my I wasn't gonna die and probably that I would be OK but I couldn't understand that last part so well. So far so good, but you never can tell.
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I've had the fortune cooties once, and fortunately for me I got to stay home from school for three days,