EOFF RPG Giveaway Contest part 1 (win FFI for the NES!)

[smittenkitten]

Don't take Drugs TAKE THE THE EGG!

[Raistlin]

Yeah, there were some good ones, but Del's was the one that stood out.

[Del Murder]

I feel so honored. I'd like to thank the academy, my family, everyone who helped out with this caption, all the poor superheros who never won anything. This is for you all, my people! The superpower barrier has been broken!

[NeoCracker]

*takes tthis opprotunity to egg Super Delete while his barrier was temporalily down* I still like yours the best though.

[Psychotic]

Congratulations, Del. Yours was my second favourite. Can you thank me, too? No-one's ever thanked me in a Caption Contest winning speech before.

[Del Murder]

I want to thank my semi-nemesis Psycho-Whore, for without his powerful Unfunny Beam of Absurd Totality, I would be without the super humor you see before you today.

[Psychotic]

Thank you for thanking me! I hope you never get a ladder in your superhero tights, and that your superhero cape doesn't get caught on a tall tree or skyscraper whilst you are in flight.

And you're hooked on the whore thing too? My oh my.

[Del Murder]

Hooked? It's who you are!

[Rengori]

*leaves wad of cash on undeadhero's doorstep in an envolope with my name and the words, "Vote for me!" on it*