things that ffx characters would never say

**auhin** · 02-28-2006, 12:24 AM

Auron: Wow! That Aeon is totally fab! Like omagawd.

**FadedDreams** · 02-28-2006, 02:00 AM

hahaha this is sooo retarded lol but really fun!

Tidus: "Hey, Wakka, do a lot of birds perch on your hair?"

Lulu: "WOOHOOOO partaaayyyy!!!"

Wakka: "Yo yo yo what be up dawgs???"

**Chloe.** · 02-28-2006, 07:33 PM

Yuna: Oh my god, I hate my outfit......its so.....so.....not.....fasionable!!......Rikku lets go shopping!!

(Its not good, but I'm bored

)

**Jessweeee♪** · 02-28-2006, 10:36 PM

These are funny, but i think they should all be moved to the x-2 forum. I mean, all of the characters here are there so may as well put them together. i'm kinda lazy, so all of my material will be over there (don't worry, you won't be missing out there)

**profskett** · 03-01-2006, 07:36 PM

Yuna: Screw this pilgrimage, sounds too much like hard work.

**Jessweeee♪** · 03-01-2006, 10:57 PM

Something i posted in the x-2 thread:

Auron: This is your story.
Tidus: What?
Auron: Once upon a time...

**Lost Number** · 03-01-2006, 11:22 PM

Tidus - Why are we doin this again?
Yuna - To save the world from sin using the final aeon which will then kill me and then sin will be resurrected from my final aeon, but I hope that it might but and the spiral of death on Spira will then cease.
Tidus - Oh yeah.

5 mins later...

Tidus - Why are we doin this again?

**look_out_below** · 03-01-2006, 11:34 PM

Auron: Why am i the one stuck with the big, heavy sword? You know there is something wrong with one of my arms. (to himself: At least thats what i have to make it look like to get my workers compensation)

Wakka: Tidus your such a liar. Coming from Zanarkland, riding Sin. Thats such a load.
Tidus: Fine. Your right. I am a liar. Everything i say is a lie, nothing i say is true. But if what i just said is true then everything i say is not a lie, but then that means i lied in which case i am still a liar which could mean that everything i say is a lie making my original statement true starting a cycle. How do you solve this dilemma Wakka? How can we break the cycle?
Wakka, in sterotypical thinking :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: I...Uh...ummm.....head explodes.
Tidus: And the cycle goes on.

**D.os** · 03-01-2006, 11:37 PM

Yuna: OUCH! KIMAHRI STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR LANCE.... YOU THAT EVRY FIGHT!!! Go get a smaler lance... NOW!
Kimahri: Yes, Yuna. *noods*

**Shadow The Red XIII Thing** · 03-02-2006, 12:49 AM

Originally Posted by Tommy

Tidus: I'm gay!

The thread is called things that ffx charachters would never say not things ffx charachters would say

**Dell** · 03-02-2006, 10:03 AM

auron: oh, the clothes getting stinky, let's go shopping, girls
lulu: I'm playing Blitzball now, don't interrupt
wakka: clean the house, wash clothes, take care of child and that's househusband do
yuna: wow, hu, yay, uuakkk, krukruk, I'm currently become the monkey of zoo. great paid, you know
rikku: can I steal your pants?
kimahri: I'm farting.
tidus: wow! I'm a dog!!

**Round_Knight** · 03-04-2006, 09:12 PM

Auron: Someone get me a sandwich
Lulu:Yuna get another guardian i quit my pay isn't working
Kimari: I going to school so i learn to speak sentence

**Acid Raine** · 03-05-2006, 04:36 AM

Originally Posted by vivi_ultima

auron: oh, the clothes getting stinky, let's go shopping, girls
lulu: I'm playing Blitzball now, don't interrupt
wakka: clean the house, wash clothes, take care of child and that's househusband do
yuna: wow, hu, yay, uuakkk, krukruk, I'm currently become the monkey of zoo. great paid, you know
rikku: can I steal your pants?
kimahri: I'm farting.
tidus: wow! I'm a dog!!

XD wtf? do these all go as one?

Anyways *clears throat*

Seymour: Hahaha....what a toad! There SAND on my boots! You sound like a self-help booklet!.....

Entire FFX Cast: QUIT TRYIN' TO BE KEFKA YOU POSER!!!!

Kefka: ....yeah!

**Exlyn99** · 03-05-2006, 05:11 AM

Originally Posted by Tabris

Rikku: "I am just going into this temple to meditate on the Yevon faith"

Originally Posted by mooglegirl608

Kimahri; Kimari says Kimahri will stop refering to himself in the third person
:3 dumb I know

HAHA! I love all of these, those are just a few of my favorites.

Mine:

Seymore: NO! I deserve Lady Yuna! I dye my hair every morning for her!
Tidus: As do I. . .

Yuna: This dress matches my eyes! (If you don't get it, check out Yuna's eye color)

**tidusguy#1** · 03-07-2006, 05:21 PM

yuna:c'mon wakka, hurry up!!!!
wakka:*in high pitched rikku style voice* fyed, fyed!!!!!
yuna and rikku:er, why you talkin al bhed???
wakka:*grabs rikkus legs*forgive me, please!!!!!!
rikku:why this all of a sudden???
wakka:ive been mentally scarred by this yevon chick in bevelle*prances to the corner and weeps*

:weep: :weep:

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